My life is basically a loop of Parks and Rec, The Office, and 30 Rock.

Porn.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 BAD 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾WOMAN 👏🏾 EVER

Holy shit, history is not going to be kind to us.

Was she the perfect candidate? Absolutely not. Hell no. Terribly flawed.

Money can buy a lot of things, but it can’t buy class.

Straight out of the movie “Idiocracy” - Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

Toilets were clogged that day.

I’m more amazed by the need for a 2 1/2 minute tutorial on how to turn on a machine that squeezes a bag. Step 1) plug in machine; Step 2) add bag; Step 3) press button. Done.

The juicer reminds me of what the internet will look like after the Right gets a hold of it.

In all seriousness and with empathy, please get some therapy.

Case #2 was Denny’s as they just rolled out a new breakfast line up:

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

That’s so odd. I’m not religious, so maybe I’m missing something here, but you’d think that acknowledging historical details, or simply admitting that the exact time of the resurrection wasn’t known (or even that people didn’t possess easy ways of measuring time back then), wouldn’t diminish belief in the miracle.

Stop it. This sort of false equivalency works if you’re a punk teenager in 1987, but not now.

you can check the CFPB consumer complaints database

Then I just will eat the music.