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my poor liver

Go easy on him or they’ll swear off motorcycle content forever... haha

You’re calling desmo valves “50's technology” but consider valve springs to be modern? You compare two things, but assume that only one of them has made any advancement in the last 60+ years?

I’m excited about the Deadwood movie, more Ian McShane I say!

I love the phrase “secret ceremony”. I know it just means that they kept it private, but it makes me think of a shadowy rite involving candles, black robes, ominous chanting, and a surprising amount of blood.

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

There is a 100% chance that that person has the brain of a parakeet. See? I can make up statistics too! Also it doesn’t FUCKING MATTER WHY a person wants to get an abortion. 

Here is the thing, there is very little energy or thought that needs to go with this! California figured it out. You know what they did? BASIC SHIT! They weighed rags to know how much blood was lost. They made maternal crash carts with all the basic meds and tools needed to cover the most common complications. It cost

I’ve had forced-birthers argue to me that women don’t die in childbirth anymore so we don’t need abortion because pregnancies should just be carried to term and the babies given up for adoption. It doesn’t occur to them that pregnancy can still be a death sentence for so many women.

A couple years ago I was having a drink with a friend at Bar Centrale in Manhattan — it’s a tiny piano bar that’s practically in Times Square but because it’s near the theatre district and it’s unmarked and just looks like a residential townhouse from the outside (masking it from tourists), random celebrities often go

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

“After 17 months in Washington, I do not know when or if I will ever return to the business, but I do know that my focus for the foreseeable future will be the work I am doing here in Washington,” she said. “So making this decision now is the only fair outcome for my team and partners.”

Stand Your Ground:

I am so tired of people from the Dem party telling me and other candidates and anyone who’ll listen, that only white men can win. I am so fucking sick of this.

How much more does that woman have to give to this country? I think 8 years of being called an ape and having her gender questioned for simply trying to put healthy food in kids is enough.  

I’ve never participated in one of these trashy functions, but I did see one once. A bar I dearly love in Vancouver called the Irish Heather focuses on whiskies of all kinds: it has several hundred on the list and many not on the list. It won “Best place to drink Irish Whiskey outside of Ireland” from the Irish Tourism

Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”