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Trapped...in a cave....

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

I’m eager to see if Keira will don prosthetics to play older Colette (seen here working with Audrey Hepburn for the 1953 Broadway production of Gigi - the play, this was before the musical)

I would love for them to go with Peppermint, because she’s amazing and also it would really stick it to Ru after what he said regarding Pep being a trans woman. But that’s just me and I’m petty as fuck sometimes 

Latrice would be AMAZING. But yeah, not Trixie. Love her too (her Katya are hilarious in “Uhhhhhn”), but having both or one of them host would not work. It would turn into a 60 min. recap of “Contact.” Not to mention all the 14 year old white girls would freak the fuck out...

If I had to pick, I think the only ones that would be any good would be Bianca, Alaska, Jinkx, Bob.

I’d be at peace with that. Can you imagine another queen, maybe Bianca, as the head judge?

A Letter From A Parent

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I turn 37 in a few months, I guess I better start looking at walkers and walk-in bathtubs.

by the end of the month, elon will be delivering 5,000 submarines a week to the cave.

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

Miguel qualifies for the O-1 visa.  Miguel sure as hell is more qualified than Melania.

And in other news, ICE raided Miquel’s home and deported him.

Half of me comes from that “shithole” country. I made it a point to get familiar with the history of Haiti, and even I learned something new after reading this because I wasn’t aware of the Citibank connection. This is just further proof that the US really was built on the backs of slaves and racist fuckery.

As a Haitian-American, from the depths of my heart, thank you for writing this piece.