I don’t know if my neighbors were watching, but they sure as hell were hearing me scream at the television while little Ricky was blathering away.

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

If Your Job Sucks, Just Quit and Start a Band Like TOMI

That’s like me posting one of the hundreds of videos of Mustangs crashing into people and saying all cars should be banned.

I’ve lived near NYC most of my life. I’ve driven there plenty, its a big aggressive, but honestly nowhere near the worst driving in the world. I have driven in Russia, THAT IS LAWLESS. I have driven in parts of Italy where they are out of their minds, I can show you videos from the streets of India that would make…

is this a joke?

You seem shook. Take a nap, dear.

Her 7 minute segment on this issue was more informative and factual than all of the outraged headlines I’ve read over the past week combined.

There is really nothing like being reminded of your second class citizen status.

It’s not everyday that I get to sit across from Cristal Connors.

Her farm is missing a nut.

Also, see also: me’shell ndegeocello, Christina Hendricks.

I honestly don’t even know why they let Rich do these interviews. He’s terrible at them.

Cane here to say that!! This interview disappoints- to put it nicely. Unlike Bound which is thaaaaa best. Lol ❤️ What a missed opportunity!

So will it be able to navigate every Range Rover’s natural habitat, Whole Foods parking lot?

The CliffNotes for those who need:

“We can’t do a whole interview about Showgirls.”

There is no queer woman who engages in relationships with other women for the primary edification of men’s sexual desire.