I had my last cigarette Dec. 31, 1999 at 11:55 and it’s the only NYE resolution I’ve ever kept. I was 24 at time and after watching my father die from COPD complications I am unbelievably grateful that my mid 20's self managed to actually commit to something.

I quit nearly 10 years ago and haven’t had so much as a puff since then, and like most ex smokers, I FUCKING HATE IT SO MUCH. My hatred for it has been an excellent motivator to never pick up the habit again. And like the subject of your post, what got me to quit was envisioning myself in old age still doing it. …

The queen hosting my viewing party wondered why Cracker dropped the New York Jewish doctor accent that she was gonna do.

I’ve been a runner for nearly 20 years of my life, and I’ve logged around 20,000 miles in that time, on roads, grass, trails, beaches, you name it. And unlike nearly every murder mystery or episode of Law & Order, I have not once found a dead body.

In America, you can shoot a Black person and not even serve a day in jail! Truly a paradise.

I’m just here to say that I’m in love with Miz Cracker so so much. I don’t know if she stands out enough to win the whole thing but god damn is she entertaining every time.

Amateur.

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Yes he believes it but so what? His belief is based on bullshit he could easily verify by reading up on it in the time it took him to make his “sincere” but totally stupid statement. In a world teeming with internet access and public libraries to enlighten Barden for free, there’s nothing endearing, admirable or even…

That last picture of her is so frickin’ awesome. She looks so thrilled to be back and having her baby with her. And if that’s not a look of sheer exhausted joy I don’t know what is!

Really, James Comey has just as much an overriding desire to be loved and admired as Donald Trump does.

I’ve gotten over things I held of a greater value not being sold out. Selling out is the new, Oh Bondage up Yours...perhaps???

Being a “proud feminist” is only truly lauded if you’re the correct type of feminist,though. One who is “sex-positive” and still coddles men’s feelings(I literally once had a younger friend try to convince me that having anal made her a better feminist ffs). A feminist who pays lip service to the cause and uses words…

Personally, I’m holding out for the “Fat Slob” shirt.

She’s not talking about others or speaking for them. She’s only talking about herself and what’s right for her. Her body, her experience, her choice.

To all these profilers I prescribe the book “Why Does He Do That,” by Lundy Bancroft, a counselor who worked with abusive men.

This shit again.