We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Hey now...once Trump’s policies kick in, those kids will have some coality healthcare.

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

Very few people are entirely 100% blind. I’m completely blind on my left eye and have 20/200 vision in my right and I often just use the “blind” shorthand for myself. I know a lot of people who can only see light and color and refer to themselves as blind. I think we should all leave Stevie Wonder alone.

It is the way of our people.

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

Where the fuck are those indictments they keep telling us are on the way? Hurry the fuck up. I’m not sure how much more of this ceaseless torrent of dumbfuckery I can take.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

I read that headline four times and then twice after reading the story. Thought “Liquitera”, “Cashier”, and “Governor’s Ball” were young people words that I didn’t understand like “Cash me outside.” Still have no idea what a “Liquitera” is but the rest is cleared up.

Do you know someone who needs to STFU? I sure do! But how to achieve it in a feminist way? Try this on for size!

“Ivanka Trump’s luxury diamond buzzsaw blades. Cuts through wood like it’s America’s social safety net!”

Utility diamonds are the best diamonds. DeBeer’s marketing be dammed.

The kind of person who doesn’t mind when “luxurious” is used multiple times in the same ad copy, apparently. Who the hell even thinks “luxurious” should be used to describe jewelry in the first place, anyways? “Luxury diamonds - not like all those utility diamonds available on every corner!”

This is seriously a trend here for redneck women in WV, so she might as well cozy up to Charter Arms:

At least one...

Ivanka markets her stuff to a certain type of wealthy person. No, the head of a tech company in Menlo Park, or a fund manager in Westport wouldn’t be interested. However, the owner of the sand and gravel company in Ashland, Kentucky might think her brand is the essence of high culture.

-adds to reading list-

Yes! Seconded enthusiastically! Only that novel’s not really trashy, in the ways that these titles seem to be.