This thousand-page book will be written in less than a month, fueled entirely by coffee and rage.

Srsly. This show brings on the fights, but they are so manufactured it hurts. 4 Parts? All the “drama” in this group could be covered by 2.  

People have been using they/their as singular pronouns for literally hundreds of years. There’s nothing inherently “weird” about using them that way, you’re just not used to it. Holding a pencil correctly feels weird the first time you do it, too, but that’s not a reason to not learn to write, you know?

Hey everyone, I found that guy who found some way to blame the guy on the motorcycle.

Ugh my eyes are all rolled out.

in the last few years the USWNT actually created MORE revenue than the men’s team for USSoccer. by your logic the women should be paid more than the men. Try again

Your mom

When I was pregnant with my first, I asked my mom if she thought she’s done a good job with raising me. And her answer was “Well, you’re alive, right? So I guess so.” “But remember when I almost got carried off by that Rottweiler?” “I got you back, it was fine.”

I wish a some of my friends and family would want me to know it’s totally okay not to be a mom. I could do without their sad sighs. I’m okay, stop being sad because for the 10 millionth time: I DON’T WANT TO BE A MOM.

in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

My main takeaway here is that Teen Vogue is not letting nobody get away with NOTHING. And now that there’s finally a more-than-just-decent major fashion rag out there, it went to bimonthly and may merge with the largely content-ruined Allure, *sob* (still grateful to have it at all, though)

Look, just because I’m being silent doesn’t mean I’m being silent. It just means I’m being. Silently.

Honestly fuck whoever took a creepshot of them in a restaurant. Katie Holmes has been through enough for one fucking lifetime, let the woman enjoy a normal fucking relationship.

Maybe remind her calls for a revolution are easy when her kids won’t be the ones dying in the streets.

I would love the chance to feud with Susan Sarandon, to throw a drink in her face and tell her to sit her privileged ass down and stop telling me that it’s great that I’m now so “energized.” Our feud would most definitely start with me saying, “Fuck you, Susan Sarandon,” and it would just all go downhill from there.

Way to overplay your hand, Susan. Nobody has ever liked Julia Roberts “very much.”