a plug for Busty Girl Comics, which is amazing...

Oh, "no one is scared of a fucking bunny rabbit," eh? Clearly, you've yet to meet the bloodthirsty bunny of Caerbannog.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

If only to get a Barbie cake for "research". I think I will research some cake myself today, then instagram it #weddingdiet #cleaneating #soblessed

Some say the world will end in fire,

Yeah, the main reason I don't wash my bras that often (typically every 10 to 14 days, if I remember...) is because they cost a bomb, and as a result I only have a 3 or so of them at any one time. Washing does tend to make them deteriorate faster and I want to put off spending that money as long as possible!

Sometimes we get menstrual blood on our hands.

I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, INTERNET.

Every time I get a douchecanoe burner asshat shitting on these, I'm going to remind myself of this comment.

Is it in your power to cajole a graphic artist into mocking up a Taco bell chihuahua with cinnamon ball testicles? I think that would make my life worth living. Ooh ooh, and they could make the classic bell sound from the commercials as they swing from side to side!

I LOVE THESE POSTS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

I actually don't read that as bitchy. The whole thing feels like the two ad departments are mock fighting, only I just want to shout "OH WILL YOU TWO KIDS JUST KISS ALREADY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

Thank you for putting your body on the line for this review. We salute your sacrifice.

As long as it's sanguine on a field augentum.

Lies!

Points for listing viable alternatives. I am loving the "Washington Hippogriffs", it would be the coolest logo and would really appeal to the Merovingian demographic.

I've heard "bless your heart" used in ten different contexts, all with completely different meanings. It's such an all-purpose expression.

Nobody tops the South for colloquialisms. I had major issues living there, but the goofy expressions were not among them. I still use "y'all" and "that dog'll hunt," the latter of which might be my favorite expression. "Well cut off my legs and call me shorty!" is another one that's just so GLORIOUSLY absurd.

One of the few things I liked about my two years living in the South: finding out that "bless your heart" was essentially code for "fuck you, you idiot." Not even kidding — I fucking LOVE that.

I actually had a weird opposite experience to a lot of this. When I was single, I was all, "I really want to be with someone who's had some life experience." What happened? Wound up with someone who (at the time) was a virgin who'd only been in one relationship. I mean, don't get me wrong - it totally worked out. …