I need those in my life immediately.

I use my phone hands free while driving. I don’t find it to be any more distracting than speaking to a passenger. I have also driven with small children in the car, which is WAY MORE distracting than using the phone, even without the hands free aspect. Driving with small children is still 100% legal.

It’s gotta be beige fabric. Either that, or the rest of the dress is just glued to her skin, because there’s nothing holding it together. Beige fabric seems the more likely option.

My pasty whiteness is looking pretty good compared to those tan lines...

I love the quote about “just trying to calm everyone down...” perhaps talking to them would be more effective than handcuffing them. I don’t know.

From the San Diego Zoo Safari Park’s Facebook page...

Please note, “control” does not mean the same thing as “custody.”

I’m pretty sure that statistically, driving anywhere is a far higher risk than getting a tattoo. Assuming she took reasonable precautions like going to a reputable tattoo parlor, the risk is statistically almost non-existant. This is an issue of control, nothing more.

Congrats on your coming baby!

Mary of Denmark, 2004. I just googled pictures of the actual dress, and I am obsessed.

I get to see him in a couple of weeks, and I AM SO EXCITED! Because my roommate is the best person in the world and bought us tickets for my birthday. :)

I love Ed Sheeran, and I refuse to apologize for this. He is the cutest thing ever.

Obviously I’m going to check with the airline, but does anyone know if I can take my sewing machine as a carry on? (With the needle removed, not that you could realistically use it as a weapon.)

To be fair, who would NOT want a cupcake holder?

Jenny Trout is the best thing that could have ever happened to Fifty Shades. And probably to the internet.

I like flowers, they are pretty and make my apartment look nice. It’s mostly my roommate that buys them, but they’re just as pretty! Although we did have a discussion about which flowers to avoid if she doesn’t want me to explode into a cloud of a million sneezes.

I think I might have had that same swimsuit... or one very similar

A little ketchup in the mix is okay, but I do mean a LITTLE. Never slathered over the top.

I used to say that I would never put a child of mine on a leash... until my niece was little. She was a runner. It’s not always practical to have a stroller everywhere, and kids don’t always want to be in them, and it’s harder than you think to hold their hand at every moment (awkward if you’re tall, also). They dash…

Do not understand why people can’t grasp that you can be bisexual even if you haven’t had sex with both genders... I knew I was straight before I’d ever had sex with a man, why should it be any different if you’re attracted to both (or many) genders?