Hey look, a bunch of privileged white kids playing a privileged white kid sport have privileged white kid names.

I guess the GM felt differently and is rebuilding and shedding salary. Kimbrel, at his price, is probably a luxury a rebuilding team doesn’t need and the Braves were able to get rid of Upton’s horrible contract. They get Quentin and Maybin at the same cost as Upton this year, then Quentin’s a free agent and Maybin can…

I for one welcome the Braves kicking me in the balls in spring instead of autumn. Nice change of pace.

When you're here, you're str8fam!

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

Yes, "clinically tested" is another great one. I give my bullshit herb to three people, it does nothing.... it has now been "clinically tested".

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun

My favorite is "100% proven ingredients" Arsenic is a thing. It's been proven to be a thing. If I put it in my cancer cure...it will be a 100% proven ingredient!

This is correct. That's why you see so many tv ads and internet ads that say vague things like "Strengthen your immune system" and "improve heart health", which have no actual scientific meaning. If they said something like "We'll reduce your chances of a heart attack by 10% over the next decade" then the FTC would be…

A few points:

is this useful advice or a commercial for merino wool? tough to tell...

As an oncologist, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for such a well-written explanation of why this stuff drives us crazy.

Yeah, if you want top notch Morgan Freeman impressions the only true choice is Josh Robert Thompson. 100% Morgan Freeman approved.

Nothing is funny when it happens on Mike and Mike

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

It looks like Antoine Walker wasn't the only Celtic who overdid it with homes.

I'm not really a Dan Patrick "fan", but I did used to like is afternoon show on ESPN back in the day. That said, he's far, FAR better than Cowherd or Rome. And you're right, those to definitely come of as guys who believe their own hype. Rome is a legend in Rome's own mind, and Cowherd believes he's the only really…

I think it is usually the best nationwide show on the radio. He has his missteps, but everyone does. His serious issue hot takes are great imo

I prefer Dan Patrick by leaps and bounds over Cowherd and Rome. DP has much less dead air, will ask his guests tougher questions. But the big thing to me is when talking about themselves, Patrick comes off as more self-deprecating and playing a character (especially with Danettes chirping in) while Cowherd and Rome…

Hopefully he'll Seymour chances in the future.