Not sure who I’d most want to punch in the face. At least I know who I wouldn’t want to be punched by.

Yeah, but defense

Not that it matters but it was also in the 93rd minute, in a game where they added 2 mins of stoppage time.

This is hilarious and awesome...but why should it matter? I’m a Democrat with all Republican friends and family. We fight and disagree, but we still have a good time and love each other...except for that crooked cousin of mine Hillary, and my racist uncle Donald

Did I see in the highlight that FC Barcelona has a handball team? Does Messi play on it? Is it just made up of Barca’s 3rd-14th string goalkeepers?

Trump is the bizarro Roosevelt. He speaks loudly and carries a small stick.

Is it because Superman uses his powers to destroy Batman 1 minute into the film? I'm assuming that's what happens.

Did they change the title of the show to “Speak for Yourself”? Not that it matters. They could call it “The Awesome Jennifer Aniston Topless Hour.” I’m not watching anyway if Cowherd is on it.

At least she’s kinda hot

I haven’t seen any stories about this but, they hosted the World Cup 2 years ago. Was there any way Brazil could’ve built more soccer stadiums around Rio instead of places like Manaus, that could’ve later been easily converted for Olympic Games? They had several years to plan for the World Cup, you would think they…

Don’t drown in that joke cuz it’s way over your head.

Single-I players*

I haven’t seen a good ol’ baseball rant like that since ‘73 when Rantin’ Ricky Robertson went off on the institution of the DH and blamed it on all the Puerto Ricans.

Jeep Patriot

Because of the Takata airbag situation Acura has replaced my wife’s RDX with a white Jeep Patriot for the time being. I’m sure everyone is judging me for it when I drive it, because only an absolute moron would pay money for that car.

Well good for RiOHMYGOD

I hope it's the Las Vegas Dice Clays

Are you referring to the first or the second rape allegation?

Ronaldo approves.

Last week playing golf with friends, we had a crow stalk us for 3 holes to steal a cookie (in an unopened, sealed package) out of the golf cart. Very smart, but what a dick.