I hope this animal abuse doesn’t “carry over" into anything more serious

Some of those guys are not American, so are they really “our” greatest athletes? Mezut Ozil is German of Turkish decent and plays soccer for an English club. I’m not sure which one of those things makes him one of “our” greatest athletes.

Miami Central’s new “gun n’ run” offense seems to be working

Could be worse...the Pirates could’ve finished 9 games better than the other wild card team then had an OUTFIELD umpire call an INFIELD fly rule on a ball landing in left f—king field.

Or the DoD could just, ya know, wait a few months before buying that next fighter jet.

Bathrooms AND drugs!!! Cards fans always have to rub it in!!

Got a haircut yesterday. Barber said her son’s name is Hayden and on his little league team there are 3 Haydens, a Kayden, a Jayden and a Brayden (not sure how they’re spelled). I wanted to tell her how unfortunate her son’s name is but she’s holding a pair of scissors 3” from my eyeball.

As a Braves fan who grew up in the 90s I’m glad I didn’t miss out on seeing Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz at the plate, due to the DH. That being said...most pitchers can’t even lay down a fucking sac bunt these days so go ahead and add the DH to the NL.

Bob Vila had 4 goals?

Dude in the shitty seats needs to get a cell phone with a better camera.

Good thing they didn't use firearms, because they're useless against them.

A good writer would have done his homework and provided comparative salary information of the 2 occupations. Do we assume all fighters and ring girls make the same money? Is the average wage the same? Median? Do male fighters/female fighters/ring girls all make the same? I guess I will have to google UFC fighter/ring…

In Alabama, people are more accustomed to the temperature where bacon grease freezes.

That team really got (rim) jobbed there.

Damn cell phone cameras.

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

The invincible Scarlett Johansson is not the problem with Lucy. It's the fact that they based an entire movie on the ridiculous idea that humans use only 10% of their brains. Scarlett Johansson can lick 10% of my balls.

From a guy who lives in Jamie Casino's neighborhood...I constantly find myself wondering how deliberate his stupidity is.

You're smarmy...you're also dumb.