Could be worse...the Pirates could’ve finished 9 games better than the other wild card team then had an OUTFIELD umpire call an INFIELD fly rule on a ball landing in left f—king field.

Or the DoD could just, ya know, wait a few months before buying that next fighter jet.

Bathrooms AND drugs!!! Cards fans always have to rub it in!!

Got a haircut yesterday. Barber said her son’s name is Hayden and on his little league team there are 3 Haydens, a Kayden, a Jayden and a Brayden (not sure how they’re spelled). I wanted to tell her how unfortunate her son’s name is but she’s holding a pair of scissors 3” from my eyeball.

As a Braves fan who grew up in the 90s I’m glad I didn’t miss out on seeing Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz at the plate, due to the DH. That being said...most pitchers can’t even lay down a fucking sac bunt these days so go ahead and add the DH to the NL.

Bob Vila had 4 goals?

Dude in the shitty seats needs to get a cell phone with a better camera.

Good thing they didn't use firearms, because they're useless against them.

A good writer would have done his homework and provided comparative salary information of the 2 occupations. Do we assume all fighters and ring girls make the same money? Is the average wage the same? Median? Do male fighters/female fighters/ring girls all make the same? I guess I will have to google UFC fighter/ring…

In Alabama, people are more accustomed to the temperature where bacon grease freezes.

That team really got (rim) jobbed there.

Damn cell phone cameras.

Looks like in Russia they also have the right to bear arms

From a guy who lives in Jamie Casino's neighborhood...I constantly find myself wondering how deliberate his stupidity is.

You're smarmy...you're also dumb.

That Colin Cowherd should die of gonnorhea and rot in hell.

Good move by the Braves. Now I can give up on them one month into the season instead of wasting my time only to watch them suck at the end of the year. Ohhh sports, I hate you so much.

Growing up in the south I've never heard anyone refer to anything other than a Coke as a Coke. If you want a Dr. Pepper you order a fucking Dr. Pepper. If you want a Sprite you order a fucking Sprite. If you order a Coke and they ask "Is Pepsi ok?," you order something else because Pepsi tastes like ass.