Did you see guns stop the gun shooting people today? Right, so did everyone.

For someone who blames the president of World Police for being a “stingy idiot”, this might be the most idiotic message I’ve ever read via Gizmodo. For all the quotations and anger thrown into this word salad, it genuinely fails to respect a single person, company or industry, especially the United States as a whole.

How is it that basketball players are the only athletes who can’t stay on their feet? It’s worse than professional soccer with few exceptions. These are large humans who apparently need to eat both halves of the sandwich. What would happen if they just stayed upright and played sports instead?

Haha. Holy shit you are completely miserable!

No, I was clearly replying to you. It was a direct reply - could not be more obvious. Someone hurt you deep down. Very deep. Normal people don’t respond the way I’ve seen you do a few times.

Completely agree. But more importantly, who hurt you? What an unwarranted, poor attitude. Get that shit checked out, for everyone’s sake.

Hahaha busted! That’s amazing.

HAHAHAH wow what a memory. Was at a bar watching my best friend and roomie slowly decline and realizing I was just 5-10 minutes behind his condition. Was terrifying. But then I ordered a spaghetti sandwich (not on the menu) that made it better for a little while. Cutting out hours of frightening hilarity, sitting in…

BetterSnapTool for my entire MacBook Pro life. Customize to the moon or use per default. Don’t know if it costs anything at this time?

FYI, you can also be a CEO. For $800 in CA assuming you file the paperwork yourself. Not a big deal. The title is so precious depending on culture. Asian friends of mine (Korean and Japanese) tend to lose their shit, relatively, in their admiration of the title and person. I’m a CEO. But nobody seems to care,…

Almost couldn’t read the article because that poor bastard has both buttons closed on his f*cking jacket. FML I cannot stop staring.

5-60? Sounds like someone is using the ol’ “California stop” technique ;)

Fill it with all the things! Bungee some more things on top of that! And then cover it with stuff!

It seems like what you ACTUALLY said is: “power is a deeply flawed measure of performance”. Because as far as setting a baseline for comparison, 0-60mph is as vanilla as it could possibly be in terms of physically describing performance, units aside. Keeping track of distance, time, and acceleration for vehicles (as a…

It’s nearly impossible to be altruistic. As an example, remember the last time you held the door for someone, man, woman, elderly? You did that a) so bystanders could observe your generosity, adding to your social capital, b) to earn a reward, however unlikely, or c) to feel good about yourself for doing a good deed…

Totally respect that it’s probably a great knife. If anyone feels like dropping an additional $100 on the Wusthoff Classic... it’s also gorgeous and you definitely won’t feel bad about spending the money after a few months. Well-crafted tool.

Totally respect that it’s probably a great knife. If anyone feels like dropping an additional $100 on the Wusthoff…

Oh man. It’s amazing we live in the same country and say we love it. Your inner child needs a big hug.

So, what you’re saying is, Donald Trump is knowingly walking into what appears to be an already f’ed-up situation by our high American standards? And they’re saying that, without positions in their respective government agencies, the private sector doesn’t have the resolve to create programs to approach the same…

Wow. Cry on the internet much? Here’s what you should do: shut your whining mouth, get on with your life, and do some good for the world instead of blaming every fucking thing you’ve ever experienced in your entire life.

The majority of Americans are so sorry that you guys are such fucking babies that you have to write every other article about how disappointed you are in America. Just so you know, you guys also unanimously vote against arming a militia (us) against the things you’re fearful of. So I hope you are good at punching the…