As long as they are good-looking, young women, I have no problem with this. To the 45 year old asian guy that does 65 reps with 20 lbs on each machine and then sits there to recover for 6 minutes, only to leave without toweling off the seat... well, I guess I'll just go help your mail-order girlfriend stretch in the…

@WrittenPyramids: Probably a good move, for Karma's sake, if you believe in that sort of thing. He probably already feels bad enough for the hilarious guesses he was throwing your way. At least he knew he was bad at geography, instead of saying geometry, or something. He could recognize which classes he was failing…

@MavrixWK: Only with the purchase of a large soft drink. You have to read the fine print.

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: When his disability was discontinued, he filed an appeal. He prepared ahead of time because he was never good at winging it, but he didn't have a leg to stand on.

@Platypus Man: Damn it! In the spirit of Christmas I just sent him a fly-sized prototype of ReWalk for Christmas, too! I was too late...

@WrittenPyramids: Dear God. The "$0.02 = 0.02c" representative still works at Verizon?!

@Platypus Man: This particular fly probably just hobbles. He's a mess...

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: The guy's been on disability since day 1. In this case, I'd say he's earned some sympathetic compensation. He sucks at just about everything. When the other flies say "you can do anything you want to do," they weren't talking about him. It's not an equal-opportunity pile of sh*t. …

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Slightly less compression fatigue on the youtube version... feel free to search for "christmas tree flashover" at your convenience. It's hard to personally justify not installing residential sprinklers in your home after seeing full-scale flashover tests in homes. Regular furniture typically takes longer; dry…

@Mpowered: Sounds like somebody needs a spoonful of bean planeeee "nnnnnnnnnnewwwrrrrrrr" *dives* *circles back* *swoop*... you just ate a spoon full of beans, see, it wasn't that bad...

@Ariel_Wollinger: 107 MB? Wtf? Was this scanned at 2,000ppi?

@Mpowered: I've been making this "pile of slop" for a while now, it's easy and if you can have black beans a few times, you'll start to like them. Fry some chicken, steam some carrots and corn, and heat up the black beans keeping that black sauce that's in the can and mix that up. You can make a bunch and set it up…

@RacecarBoobTat: Hahaha. I did two sets of cat vomiting at the gym last night. There was another dude in the stretching room and I walked in and had to say, "Hey man, if you see anything weird going on over here, just ignore it... Just letting you know."

I shipped my stuff cross-country, had to go to the location to pick it up, and they wheeled out one of my plastic bins marked "delicate" with dishes and kitchen things in it. The bin looked like they had backed a truck over it several times. The plastic was permanently destroyed, thankfully held together by many…

@mexi1010: Alright, @SaunJay1's comment aside, regardless of your denomination of computer-related science, I doubt very much that you will be pidgeon-holed to a geographical location that makes you unhappy. Worst case, you have time to change your mind; another reason that internships exist. If you hate it, please…

@mexi1010: Computer science jobs don't land you in India, friend. A few of my CS buds live right next to me on the beach in CA. Grab an internship post B.S. or begin w/ a company that will pay for your grad school. I'm not CS, but whichever engineering discipline, you are likely be able to get somebody else to pay…

@slotter: Replying just once is enough to get you read, fella. Are you implying that Rule 34 cannot be invoked for blowing on resistor leaves in a snow globe? Because there are no exceptions.

@Chilli: Rule 34

@Crashproof: Samsung Android phones have Swype. Done.