@RacecarBoobTat: Hahaha. I did two sets of cat vomiting at the gym last night. There was another dude in the stretching room and I walked in and had to say, "Hey man, if you see anything weird going on over here, just ignore it... Just letting you know."

I shipped my stuff cross-country, had to go to the location to pick it up, and they wheeled out one of my plastic bins marked "delicate" with dishes and kitchen things in it. The bin looked like they had backed a truck over it several times. The plastic was permanently destroyed, thankfully held together by many…

@mexi1010: Alright, @SaunJay1's comment aside, regardless of your denomination of computer-related science, I doubt very much that you will be pidgeon-holed to a geographical location that makes you unhappy. Worst case, you have time to change your mind; another reason that internships exist. If you hate it, please…

@mexi1010: Computer science jobs don't land you in India, friend. A few of my CS buds live right next to me on the beach in CA. Grab an internship post B.S. or begin w/ a company that will pay for your grad school. I'm not CS, but whichever engineering discipline, you are likely be able to get somebody else to pay…

@slotter: Replying just once is enough to get you read, fella. Are you implying that Rule 34 cannot be invoked for blowing on resistor leaves in a snow globe? Because there are no exceptions.

@Chilli: Rule 34

@Crashproof: Samsung Android phones have Swype. Done.

@Dinosaur!: I did the same. I thought I could surprise the roommates and have this thing ready to go before the weekend. ZOMG no. $475 for something I can have my buddy's daughter make in pre-school before first nap . Holy Batman Christmas tree.

I got my backstabber achievement in Black Ops by melee-ing Jong-un regularly. And he never gets more than 3 bars latency. I'm not worried about it. Regarding their feminism, you can only pass on the family name "Kim" before one of them starts leaning the other way, so it's a moot point.

@Mark 2000: Nice, that should work great with all of your other light peak periphs......................................

@J Dub: Yeh, this guy needs to go read The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks" else he might start feeling feelings. Yuck.

@thenewperson is now Commander Apparent. I'm on a spaceboat.:

@FritzLaurel: I wouldn't say it's ginormous... it's all balls.

@cheeezwhiz: Agree x100. Went home for the holidays to see my parents' new 58" Samsung plasma just a mess. My dad thought it was the greatest, coming from an uncalibrated 46" Sharp LCD. "Sharpness" set to 100. Holy crap does it look like garbage. The results of my Panny plasma calibration indicated that…

@The Project: Call of Halo: Ha ha that is awesome. At least the FBI is aware of your badass-ness.

@Crowbot: You guessed wrong. Profiling... this is politically incorrect which is why the TSA will ignore your behavior, and look only at your personal effects. This is contradictory to many other nations security measures.

Good luck running your gloves over my latex stretch pants tomorrow, TSA. Then we'll see who gets the laugh laugh. That's what I thought.

I want the one with the em pee geez.

@ArTech: ??

@Col1: I did not support health care reform, in case there was a miscommunication. However, that is based on the fact that I am one of many Americans who does not share a concern about treatment due to underprivileged conditions. Illegal immigrants in CA would love free healthcare. Because I pay for it. And when I…