Jeez... Whenever I have to write a check to a friend, I usually write something like "whoever cashes this definitely loves men" on the "For:" line. Gunna sue me for it? I dunno. I just don't understand jokes...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: With a new caption this can do double duty for the next TSA pat-down article.

@macpatrik: Ha, that's awesome. Some burger places in MA near where I grew up still cut burgers in half for the ladies. I thought that was nice...

@KamWrex: Agreed, it's less likely to be taken seriously with the propaganda screened all over it.

@KamWrex:

Honestly, I wouldn't mind hanging a naked X-ray pic of myself in my bedroom, to remind me how really, really, ridiculously good-looking I am.

I'm not sure that the string cheese I'm about to enjoy qualifies. But that's interesting, since my weekend "ritual" was to go to Whole Foods, buy a small block of unpasteurized cheese and eat it before I made it home. Looking back now, that does seem a bit unusual...

@Scott: Yeh, but looks, now we have a combined 42 seconds of arguably disturbing milk-lapping perspective video.

@jmd1513: Maybe you can squeeze the handles instead, like a pinky-ring finger grasp that links the trigger buttons. That would actually be pretty sweet.

@blyan-reloaded: And when karma steps in to equalize those fools, they usually still think that they are the victim. May they all burn in a fire. Thank you.

@blyan-reloaded:

@CaptainJack: And do they "win" when the first question they ask is "What's the limit?"

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: He is an outstanding role model for practical spending and wealth preservation.

@Bluecold: This ruined my focus for the day. I really can't say much more without getting creepy and / or inappropriate, but I'd let her touch me.

@battra92: You remind me of what I miss growing up. #4 killed me. I

@drongch: I remember thinking the turn of Spring and 40 degrees

@Guy451: Ha that's such a good point. I might have one from 8th

@tuesday: Yuck. That sounds depressing. I love NYC and all, but if

@tuesday: [edit] Double post error. It's only 10:27a and I've

I wish I could remember what new england life was like... It's been