I think I'm going to start counting to 10 and if nobody says anything and we are still standing there staring at the ceiling I will say "I'M NOT AWKWARD YOU'RE AWKWARD." And then step on their foot and walk away.

That seagull is all like, "I swear to God, wave, if you get one drop of water on me, so help me, I will end you right now."

I want the one with the why fies.

@Helvetica: I completely forgot there was an Asian in that documentary. According to wiki "Gi is a self-proclaimed marine biologist." First of all, that is awesome. I am a self-proclaimed Amazifier. Can't argue with that.

@Squalor: So, what your saying is, tattoo up God's gift and make the $$?

Sweet face paint, fool. Can't cover up that mess with a shirt and tie...

@Zinger314: The only things not covered in ridiculous are the insides of her elbows. So I hope you can get off with two little bubbles revealing inner elbow, because that's all you'll see :P

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Ha that set a good tone for my afternoon. I like your humor.

If they did this on friday night flights to Vegas out of LAX or Long Beach it would be a regular party what with all the working girls heading out there for the weekend. And I'd probably have spent all my money before I even landed. Wow. Want. Want so much.

@FriarNurgle: You can never tell... and try catching them, two Chinese girls with Hello Kitty backpacks. Good luck, authorities.

@drchellam: So, this reminds me of the intra-peritoneal anesthetic injections I gave rats in my experimental physiology class years ago. Same principle? Is the for re-absorption or just pressure release? Figured I'd ask the person who's done this. (I didn't further pursue medical education - went a different route)

@monroe2: That was good. That was probably the best comment I'll read today.

@Pyrotechnics: Ha I didn't notice that - silly North Carolina-ans. Wow, this product might one up everything: [www.uswaterball.com]

@numo16:

Still rockin' that chrome bezel around the screen? Nice. Hopefully that awful looking extra piece never goes away. Some people swear by HTC hardware, but from screen-black to shiny-border-black to chrome bezel to matte-grayish-brown? Ick.

@LittleMasterBig: Wow Nausicaa was the first thing I thought of too. But if it's all true, I'm worried about the Italians being attached by a giant sand monster that shoots laser rockets from its mouth. A million good lucks to them.

@Caddyskack: In a sports bottle, of course.

@EthanPeter: That's actually how I saw the post reading in my mind. I suppose I can put that to bed - too bad, I would have gotten a few laughs out of it.

3 months late to the party:

@redangel7: I hate to be that guy, howeverrrrrr $16.99 x 3 = $50.97. Therefore it is 1.904% less than triple the price which is an amazing deal :P