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@the-hq: Haha that made my morning. He did ask for it...

If that's the future of facepalm, I'm glad to see that it evolved into something less brain damaging than what I do now.

@GitEm$teveDave: Oh my word. I didn't see him return the Enterprise to the starting point for the second shot. He has two models of the Star Trek Enterprise.

@Yeah!: Sir, please verify which stardate calendar you are using. Otherwise you are talking about something that happened on September 16th, 2323 at 8:15a according to this calculator. (I would have no way of knowing otherwise but it was fun to read about)

@Waffles And Syrup: Will you find out for both of us? Maybe throw yourself under the bus and talk all kinds of trash and hate on gizmodo and Apple and all the editor's mothers? Ha Ha

Does it send you an e-mail to let you know that your comment est le pire and that you are a douche nozzle that has been moved to the bleacher section of comment pages?

This is why I am very careful about when and where I drop LOLcats references.

@Cyb3r_Punk: It's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission? Wait, is that right? :P

And if you come home from vacation to find a hoard of fruite flies in the kitchen, etc., attack them with windex and wipe clean after about 5 minutes.

@blyan: It's all memory but in this case, storage space, not random access, volitile memory. That would just be wheird.

For what it's worth, my Asian girlfriend just told me she couldn't remember the movie A Walk to Remember however I can see it right there on the top list of what every Asian woman in the world loves-4-E.

@junior ghoul: Just wait until "Asians" isn't descriptive enough. I've narrowed my preference down to the southern half of one country.

@Curves: like Brangolina

Alex Trebek: "This bubble nebula floats in deep space."