@dj underboob: Oh no, Sir. Fatal exception.

@Cyb3r_Punk: I'm cool with Santa Monica. That's doable.

@MJDeviant: I'll go the other way with that and offer a correction. Instead of at least has I would argue that has the least is more appropriate based on the cost of plan.

I don't trust a man that has to throw a keyboard with two hands. That is downright silly. I'll give the cord-slinger a break because he wanted it badly enough to risk turning a human arm into a trebuchet for the Win.

Anyone interested in Southbay area that doesn't want to go up to Los Angeles?

@♫ Destronok ♫: Holy mother. That lizard is the size of Vermont and is using Lake Superior as a bath tub.

@dtptampa: That's a great point. Previously, in RIM's future past, this is a sweet phone.

But... it has... a keyboard...

@Methusalah: You could always walk into corporate H/R and throw a serious tantrum. Just chuck that thing across the room, I bet you could take out two or three walls with it. It would be like a ninja throwing star that weighs as much as a Dodge Durango.

@Curves: Shhhh. Your secret is safe with the internet.

I was told that during a frat party I blacked out and kept telling my brothers I was "a Tricerstops." Now I feel like an idiot. Only just now. Thanks a lot science, you sack of dino balls.

It already has copy & paste, so I'm stumped...

Blizzard: The game was actually finished 5 years ago, but it wasn't "ready." We still needed to add laser-rocket-portapotty's. Yeh, we think it was worth it.

@GuyWithDogs: No, not two in series. The 240v outlet is a separate line from the electrical panel (breaker) in your house. This draws more current than a typical 120v line would be designed for. The 240v connection is connected to the legs of the 240v, three-phase power that comes into the breaker from the…

What a fool, he should have run straight to the patent office.

Great article, Sam. I wish I had something else to contribute. I always wonder about the submissions by "experts" which the LoC considers for these reviews. I have this funny picture of a long conference table of good old boys listening to a sub-thirties hacker, confused and disinterested, in disregard to the…

@pixelsnader: Super duper awesome +1

@FriarNurgle: You straddle the fine line between tasteless and hilarious.

@Syntaxatron: I prefer my elite to this and the shiny black, to be honest. Although this would probably hide the dust a bit better.

@Hiphopopotamus: Right. And I've heard that once you LOLcat, you never go back.