@Methusalah: You could always walk into corporate H/R and throw a serious tantrum. Just chuck that thing across the room, I bet you could take out two or three walls with it. It would be like a ninja throwing star that weighs as much as a Dodge Durango.

@Curves: Shhhh. Your secret is safe with the internet.

I was told that during a frat party I blacked out and kept telling my brothers I was "a Tricerstops." Now I feel like an idiot. Only just now. Thanks a lot science, you sack of dino balls.

It already has copy & paste, so I'm stumped...

Blizzard: The game was actually finished 5 years ago, but it wasn't "ready." We still needed to add laser-rocket-portapotty's. Yeh, we think it was worth it.

@GuyWithDogs: No, not two in series. The 240v outlet is a separate line from the electrical panel (breaker) in your house. This draws more current than a typical 120v line would be designed for. The 240v connection is connected to the legs of the 240v, three-phase power that comes into the breaker from the…

What a fool, he should have run straight to the patent office.

Great article, Sam. I wish I had something else to contribute. I always wonder about the submissions by "experts" which the LoC considers for these reviews. I have this funny picture of a long conference table of good old boys listening to a sub-thirties hacker, confused and disinterested, in disregard to the…

@pixelsnader: Super duper awesome +1

@FriarNurgle: You straddle the fine line between tasteless and hilarious.

@Syntaxatron: I prefer my elite to this and the shiny black, to be honest. Although this would probably hide the dust a bit better.

@Hiphopopotamus: Right. And I've heard that once you LOLcat, you never go back.

@Anonymoose: He is... the most interesting man in the world.

@diverguy: ORRRRR it could be an acronym for That Hat Is Silly. Obviously you cannot use "This" in the definition of the acronym because you should never use the word you are defining in the definition.

@Saboth: Not the definition I prefer. Guy below me has another great definition for "this" and I think it's head-of-the-class thus far.

@farcedude: Thanks! I was really hoping that if I could just provid a reference that I would not get banhammerized by discussing "This" ha ha! Made a friend!

@manifesto-a-go-go: Wow that is great! Can you please post that to U.D. right now? If you don't, I think I have to. Now that is what I'm going to see every time some noobstick writes "This."

I never really knew what somebody meant by "This." Naturally I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. It turns out "this" is "something you can't touch" according to MC Hammer and definition No. 3.

Someone must be spreading Crisco on the roof when nobody is looking - probably when the factory closes for the night from 3:30A to 4:00A.

@wagnerrp: That's kind of disappointing because it makes FEA simulations look like a pile of crap :) I was impressed watching what looked like a lattice deform and tear.