@MJDeviant: That's just what Microsoft Kinect wants you to think.

I read "Crysis 2 Nano Edition Briefs Appear." Those are briefs I would wear over-the-pants, although the "Nano" is a bit emasculating. And "Crysis" could be misconstrued as some form of dork-Depends. I guess the point of this is not to make the Crysis 2 Nano Edition Briefs.

@jetRink: Right, so every engine needs an engine to support the engine. That's why you should just get rid of the rotors and the cockpit and just add another engine, and make sure you have an engine to counter the thrust of the engine.

@Elhigh: Amazing.

The proper use of "i.e." and "e.g."

@redfalconf35: I reapply constantly. Sensitive skin so I my "free" hand is always reapplying.

@redfalconf35: I reapply constantly. Sensitive skin so I my "free" hand is always reapplying.

@admoseremic: The moment you had a reasonable, rational thought about the US patent process, you were wrong.

@Manly McBeeferton: Well, our seasons are based on the tilt of the axis of rotation, and the location of the earth in its elliptical. But the spin itself isn't season-inducing, just enables us to define the degree of tilt from a reference in this case (I assume perpendicular to the earths orbit).

@phinn: To be fair, until the iphone could push/pull and sync with domino and exchange servers, it was about 5 years behind actual-factual smartphones. But it made plenty of promises that came several years, and several versions, later.

I prefer Ensign Darwin the Dolphin to Flipper...

@Captain K'nuckles: I'll tell you one way it happens:

@durian: Good I'll punch margarine in the face every time. The facetious point I was making was that she ate a lot of butter and it was her favorite snack. She's 103 and still healthy :)

@Iowa11: My great grandmother immigrated from Canada (I know, I knoww... America's hat - that's neither here nor there) and never drove a car in her life.

@Iowa11: Wow I just fell out of my chair laughing. And then I made myself stop because it's not nice to laugh. But then I started again because that was truly hilarious. I'm having a seizure in my desk chair because I can't decide whether to laugh or hold it in.

@irfan: I just threw up in my mouth.

@Iowa11: I just mentioned for the sake of irony. That she would still be active into her 100's. My great grandmother is now 103 and altho she doesn't ride bicycles, she's just fine chillin with the other oldies but goodies :)

@Iowa11: Not true, she frequently enjoyed riding her bicycle well into her 90's and 100's.

@irfan: Stop pretending that Digital Fortress wasn't your favorite book of all time. That could be the best 124 minutes of grown-up reading you've ever spent. Ever. Maybe it only took 24 minutes, I can't remember. All I know is there was a computer that had a virus, something caught on fire, and then somebody got…

@vinod1978: I should mention that I noticed QVC also comes in SD and HD. Second thought, maybe just 'forget' to mention that.. (does anyone still watch QVC?)