@secretmanofagent: Touché salesman. That is a much better finish, and a much better match. I hope tmo hands out LP stickers to cover up the silly Fender logo (and a personal apology to my Fender and my PRS).

@Sleaze: I respectfully disagree with you It is clearly a PRS Singlecut SE - Tobacco Sunburst...

@ninjagin: If those red in China figured it out for their overly complicated squiggle-scratch I think our tablet can do it. My PocketPC wasn't perfect at it... but that was 1999.

@OldSchoolGadgetLover: Hmm, I might be over-cleverizing this, but I'm not sure what 1.405006118x10^51 has to do with this...

@Slippy: Nooooooo!: That's a good answer. Case closed, thank you good game no rematch.

@MisterWho: The Fart Bender: I can neither confirm, nor deny, nor anti-confirm, which is clearly a real word, and a valid option. However, I can assure you that I am 80% positive that 20% is not correct, and that I am 20% positive that I 100% do not know the answer.

We're gunna need to back up that "20% of the universe" statementzations... :)

@Flathead Smith: The largest problems with massive fire-protection retardants in the past have been the use of Boron-based chemicals. For some time now, Boron-based chemical suppression has strictly prohibited by Code. Other gaseous systems and dry chemical systems (only useful in small, enclosed spaces like…

@Bertone77: Nice. So now I know that it costs exactly $349.84 (Excl VAT) to get me to want to punch myself in the face.

@blash: Regarding #4, I thought he took care of that. I believe he recommended that you beat the shit out of the screaming kids. That takes care of it. No more distractions. Done. Fin.

Not true. I have one bazillion friends. All of them are my best friend. All one bazillion.