The more time Trump spends on frivolous shit (as opposed to, say, taking steps toward a nuclear holocaust), the better off we all are.

Is it possible to be such a chump that even when someone literally tells you "I've been putting on an act all these years. I'm completely full of shit," you still follow them around like a puppy? You, sir, have made me believe the impossible!

Over a week after finishing S-Town, I'm finding that I'm just not thinking about it that much. There are episodes of the Criminal podcast (which does 20-minute standalone eps) that have stuck with me way longer.

You know, if you have to tell someone they're happy, they're probably not happy.

Sure, but I think part of the reason "Closer" took off was because of all the references to being a broke millennial (having to steal a mattress, driving a busted-down car, not being able to afford the current one). Going from that narrative to being so rich (at apparently such a young age) as to be able to stay in…

The two of them saying in an interview that they want to be famous so that they can bang models kind of lowers their attractiveness for me.

Chainsmokers thought: "We were staying in Paris to get away from your parents" has to be one of the most unrelatable lines in the history of pop music. I've never been able to get past that line to hear the rest of the song.

I replayed Banjo-Kazooie and -Tooie recently and loved every second of it. So a retread of those games is everything my heart wants right now, reviews be damned.

Something Awful actually skews pretty liberal these days.

It's honestly a little disturbing that Melania clearly changed her signature to resemble Donald's.

I get annoyed when any publication calls him by that title. Him winning the election is an injustice that my brain just isn't able to tolerate while still believing in a reasonably decent world.

I can usually suppress it in my mind until I see a Trump bumper sticker. Then I go ballistic and have to stop myself from busting out a sharpie.

One time he said he thought Amanda Knox was innocent, which I think is correct. That is literally all I can think of.

Dude, maybe you're not aware, but O'Reilly has a bit of a history of sexual harassment, including incidents that are definitively provable because they're literally on tape. So I think the smart money is on actually believing his accusers.

That's about as classy as a pantsuit can look.

That was harrowing as all hell.

Maybe we need to start treating them as such. How do you deprogram cult members?

Can you imagine being married to someone who blames you and everyone else for every mistake they've ever made? No wonder Melania looks so miserable.

All according to his evil plan.

Trump hasn't been likeable a single day in his rotten life.