The identity theft one is probably my new favorite. You may not think identity theft is all that interesting, but just you wait.

Jesus Christ, that was two weeks ago. Get a life.

The "beautiful human submarines" thing is pretty damn funny, but yeah, I don't see how he's that abhorrent, apart from the insurance fraud.

Let me put it this way. Do you think African Americans are as galvanized to vote for Hillary Clinton as they were to vote for Barack Obama (in 2008, let's say)? Obama was a candidate who inspired a lot of enthusiasm among voters of all races, so it is definitely not an absolute given that this election will get the…

Jesus Christ man, calm down. I'm on your side! I'm on your goddamn side! I would talk about galvanizing ANY demographic group. I'm a woman, and I fully believe the Access Hollywood tape (and recent accusations against Trump) will galvanize a lot of women. Do you seriously think I believe that women are all stupid…

That's awesome. But (and I probably should have phrased it better) I wasn't just talking about you.

And you can't be galvanized any more?

It would probably result in a few more endorsements being retracted. It also might galvanize black voters to get out and vote.

Not sure we'd need to identify those people. It would probably be the same people who play apologist for all the other nasty shit he's said.

The slimy Daily Mail reporter even admitted that Rudy Guede was boring and nobody wanted to read about him, so they were excited to get back to Foxy.

Also, y'know, she ended up getting falsely accused by a black man herself, if it helps your conscience any.

He thinks he's so goddamn brilliant. And he's not new to concocting elaborate Satanic cult theories that aren't supported by any evidence — he did it in another case he "investigated." How does this fuckface still have a job?

Maybe those police deserved to be defamed.

Multiple biographers have said he has no inner life; the public Donald is exactly the same as the private Donald. Seriously, go read the New Yorker article about his ghostwriter.

I once played a pub trivia game where the trivia masters decided that an entire round would be devoted to playing shitty covers from this movie and having us name the song/artist. That round sunk us, so fuck this movie.

Two comments? You're wasting too much time, David, you gotta run off to the next article about Trump's latest string of campaign-destroying gaffes!

That's future Madam President Killary Hildebeast to you, sir.

That entire article from the ghostwriter guy should be required reading for every voter.

Yeah, it was a slip of the tongue on her part. Not sure what Trump's actual quote was.

Welcome to the world of watching Youtube videos at work that are nothing but eccentric British ladies whispering into the camera and caressing their hands with makeup brushes.