Why didn’t they just re-edit Bosom Buddies?

I hope he goes missing and is never to be heard from again. 

“Russian propagandists receives $500,000 from untraceable source months before major US election.”

Shit like this makes me angry because it ignores the geological reality of the passing of this much time. Land shifts. Oceans rise and fall. The idea that this is a singular ever-flat piece of land over billions of year is... so fucking stupid.

pulled shoot

Hey Soul Sister would like to have a word.

So it’s less that “he is survived by his children” and more “his children survived him.”

“He appeared on several addiction-based reality shows with Dr. Drew Pinsky: Celebrity Rehab 1, Celebrity Rehab 2, Sober House 1, and Sober House 2.”

He even dated Punky Brewster.

OBLIGATORY (and a good takedown of NuMetal in general):

I would have disagreed with your initial statement, but phrasing it as “died 30 years earlier than expected” is a good justification.

I feel like you have to really force it to read that as implying that Swift doesn’t play live.

I don’t think the issue is with him really at all. He seems charmingly self deprecating. The problem, if there even is a problem, is with fans who don’t understand how pop music is put together and why that would mean a TS concert is constructed very differently from your average guitar + drums + bass rock concert.

What about Kelsey Grammer, Betty White, Ted Danson, Michael Landon, or Bob Odenkirk?

I am sure I am going to get attacked by the Swifties around here but a lot of her popular music and persona is about how she is the “wronged woman” in many relationships.    So her fanbase takes the lead from that and defends her like they are pit bulls.  

It’s amazing that the fandom of Swift, one of the most popular, rich, and powerful people in pop-culture, relies almost entirely on seeing her as a victim or at least constantly in danger of being victimized. 

It does have a very prosaic name for a medical condition, like it was named by a four year old.

It’s surprising for Grohl to be throwing such obvious shade Swift’s way, first because he’s clearly aware of the consequences of “the wrath of Taylor Swift,” and second because the pair have always been friendly in the past.

This is embarrassing, but I thought her having Stiff Person Syndrome was a gag 

The article implies that the phrase "Butt Stallion" wouldn't be allowed in a PG-13 movie, so... Yeah.