You sure talk a lot just to say what boils down to "old." Also, the fact that such jokes have existed for years kinda helps illustrate the point.

You do realize that a lot of those tasty veggies you eat are fertilized with SHIT, Right?

Pigs are delicious. Proper application of heat renders all that filth into tasty, tasty juice.

I got my fill just reading the article.

There is also a 52% chance of a tearful profession of admiration for the F-1 engine, and a 76% probability that the lovemaking will begin in earnest shortly following.

"Back in the days" ?

It wasn't that long ago, was it?

Please tell me you've been playing Kerbal Space Program then. Addiction comes close, but not quite enough to describe my impulse to play this at all times of the day.

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Don't you guys realize there isn't anything positive that stems from posting brony stuff to Kotaku anymore? All you guys post is either stuff with no context or relevance to anything that the readership cares about (which just makes it look like bronies are trying to stick their nose in everyone's shit), or you post…

Poor freaking guy. Just shows that any one of us can get our card punched at any time, when we least see it coming. He was on top of the world, now he's gone. Because some dumb ass jerks killed him for no reason.

Little did he know that this area was about to be dislocated 50 times.

You missed a great opportunity! Pictured here is a stock 1987/1988 Pontiac Fiero Mera:

car > asshole on a bike.

This is a pedestrian that was hit by Ferrari when he illegaly crossed the road near the mosque.

Am I the only one who thinks that the driver of the first car is kind of at fault here? Obviously the people behind shouldn't have been so close, so it is technically their fault (AND it's also the fault of the pedestrians for not being in a crosswalk.) In fact, in court, I feel like the first car is the one LEAST…

I must be the only person in the world to have enjoyed the 1998 Godzilla movie. :/

Lies! Bulbasaur is the best Gen I starter. Water Pokemon are a dime a dozen, Charizard sucks and there are better Fire pokemon (Ninetails and Arcanine). Bulbasaur is still the best Grass starter, too. He is not #001 by accident.

I ALWAYS pick Bulbasaur.

The white guy looks just as stereotypical to me.

Well, I know plenty of people with the exact same features as him though. I have a few 'stereotypical' features to me as well. But yeah, there's other types of shapes out there no doubt.