“But it has no reason to exist.”

It’s cool that you decided to reflect on it rather than just dismissing my question, so I appreciate that. I’m not saying I haven’t seen Tesla fanboys lose their shit before, it just seems to be a much rarer occurrence than some people make it out to be.

For literally every Tesla-related article I see on Jalopnik, the comment section is full of people going on about the imminent beatdown you’re about to receive from Tesla fanboys for daring to be so bold as to leave a negative comment about the company or its cars, but I rarely, RARELY see anyone counter the…

Ah, so it’s cool now to scream about race in an article that really has nothing to do with race? Nobody is gonna shit their pants if I write an article about how a Black Man from Hell Moves to Suburbs, Immediately Ghettos Up The Neighborhood or something like that?

No, it’s not okay. You should send them to me immediately for proper, uh...disposal.

TaichouLance, do you really have to ask?

Nice try, Russia.

Yeah but they’re still using a 10 pixel potato to record in 2017 so fuck them, too.

Donald Trump should be the best thing to ever happen for the Democrats, but even his successful election still hasn’t made it apparent to enough of the Democrats to force them to make the changes they need.

You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about as this is a TERRIBLE tactic. Nobody listen to the advice this article gives, it will surely make you lose. Just keep on running right by those bushes like you always do, mmmkay?

Honestly I can’t feel bad for people who dump that kind of money into shitty cash cow mobile “games” like that.

You added an [update] tag to the headline but there is nothing apparent in the article. What did you update?

Except for that little story about Hulk Hogan. They really loved digging into that one.

I can’t believe nobody else pointed it out in this comment chain yet, but a very good reason that this article is here is because this law isn’t exclusively for WOMEN. It says right in the article that it also applies to assholes who lie about being on birth control, which is typically something a woman does to a man,…

You all start out with nothing but the cosmetic clothes on your backs and leap from an airplane while it flies at a random trajectory over a large island. You can choose when you want to jump, but it will force you out at the very end of its flight over the island if you don’t jump yourself.

You then freefall in…

Content quality has plummeted downhill across the board on all the Gawker sites, it’s inevitable that it trickles into Jalopnik as well.

Seriously though, what the actual fuck is this.

“i’m talking about the people in the photos in the OP of this comment thread, not the people from the article.”

Yes, I know. I can follow a comment chain, thanks. I don’t know what you’re going on about for the remainder of your response there, it has nothing to do with my question or the comment of yours that I…

“the fact that they had a gender reveal (when they don’t know what their baby’s gender is going to be, they only know the chromosomal sex) at all is what makes them terrible people.”

How are they “absolutely terrible” people?