If I have the options of either being dragged down an aisle with my pants undone in order to undergo resuscitation attempts or dying, I know which option I’m going with. Please don’t waste time trying to find a fucking blanket to throw over me so that my undergarments don’t offend overly-sensitive idiots nearby.

“But by showing them the popularity of modes like these, it might move these types of things up in their priority backlog.”

Seems like you were correct 

My first car - a non-running 1978 Datsun 280Z that turned out to be absolutely infested with black widow spiders.

I remember Ubisoft doing a big-ass survey about three years ago in response to the popularity of the sailing aspect of Black Flag. Half the questionnaire was filler questions, but the other half made it painfully obvious that they were testing the waters to see how popular a game would be if they basically threw away…

Gonna skip this generation and wait for the Xbox One X Eno 360 xobX

What makes you think it’s deserving of that title, if you mind expanding upon that? It’s a rough, unfinished and basic open-world battle royale. Not the most original idea or execution.

I, for one, wholeheartedly encourage all my employees to watch cat open at out desks.

Fuck that guy. Toxic douchebags like him don’t deserve the privilege, no matter how good he is. Letting players behave like that just further cements the idea in likeminded assholes that it’s socially acceptable to act that way, so I’m glad he was soundly shut down. He obviously is unrepentant and is only sorry that…

“as for thirty straight seconds”

...in slow motion. If it were thirty seconds of this in real time, it would have qualified for a Yakety Sax soundtrack. 

Let’s see your highly successful online banking system or your spearheading of state-of-the-art self-driving fully electric cars or your space rockets that are pushing forward humanity’s space travel technologies.

Yeah, when I saw he was free-handing them in Microsoft Paint I winced a little.

Put wings on the keys and give me a flying broom and I’m in.

Charges or not, she still definitely, willingly murdered three children. Any rational institution would take that fact into account, one would hope.

Luckily for me, I’m not here to debate idiots such as yourself - I was merely pointing out that what you said is moronic.

You sound like a 10 year old who doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Sounds like you’re pretty self-conscious. I wonder how many people give people putting their tops up/down more than a passing thought, if they think about them at all.

Yep, every single person in the military is a murderer, you’ve got it all figured out.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure they’re NOT “best known” for any of those things, dumbass.

If I were to find myself in a situation where I know I’m about to die and there is fuck all I can do to stop it, death by skydiving would be my preferred method of dying.