Tongue in cheek? Jason Torchinsky? NEVER!

HURR DURR YOUR ANALOGY ISN’T THE EXACT. SAME. SITUATION!! ANALOGIES ONLY WORK IF IT’S LITERALLY THE SAME SITUATION IN EVERY SINGLE REGARD RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

Nobody used the term “Indian Giver” here. That’s a totally different term than what he was talking about.

Do you truly believe he would not have been able to successfully sell this for a lot of money, let alone $800? Sorry, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Instead of just going off this brief Kotaku article, try reading all the original Reddit posts directly. You will understand then. After several days, he only returned it out of fear of Blizzards army of lawyers. He didn’t immediately leap to the high road and return it, he was looking into every option other than…

Instead of just going off this brief Kotaku article, try reading all the original Reddit posts directly. You will understand then.

“while others derided him as “scummy” for holding onto the disc.”

The fact that Kirk gripes multiple times about the excellent reveal that there is a whole second section of map to explore as if it is a bad thing made me read everything else he said with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Hey Patricia, could you do me a favor and let whoever is responsible for implementing infinite scrolling on Kinja know that they’re a fucking dumbass? Thanks.

Screw you, my “Don’t Tread On Me” SNEK plate is the best.

Hahaha @ all the offended breeders who can’t fathom why you don’t want to contribute your own spawn to the cesspool of humanity and resort to insulting you. Bunch of dumb bastards pumping out their own kids who will be raised to be just the same...

Hahahaha!

These numbers don’t add up.

Sure, but his post is like using a nuclear bomb to weed a garden. It went above and beyond merely criticizing this one small group of people doing something extremely questionable.

“The USA is about the ugliest dirtiest stupidest country I have ever been to.”

It’s the typical response of irresponsible “stunta” riders who do their best to make normal motorcycle riders look bad in the public eye. Whenever anyone criticizes their stupidity and selfishness, they always respond with “lol we’re just having fun, bruh. Why do you hate fun?”

Considering every piece of Madcatz hardware I ever touched was a complete piece of trash, I can’t say I’m very torn up over this news.

Good job, Blizzard. You definitely can’t allow anyone to actually make a huge chunk of shitty, boring, shallow and extremely dated gameplay into something interesting and at least slightly more worthwhile.

The last time I dined with a woman who was not my wife was with my sister. Alas, I did not fuck her. Sorry for letting you down, Mr. Pence.

Sorry Bungie, you didn’t think my PC gamer money was worth pursuing for the first game, you think I’m gonna buy into your franchise now? Ha!