Which was merged with io9...that was the day I really stopped giving a fuck what happened to Gawker and its satellite sites. Now all I see when I go to io9 and Kotaku is a bunch of whiny ultra-left authors constantly finding ways to inject their political opinions into everything they write, no matter how weak the…

Care to share a list of these esteemed former writers/contributors? Surely Jalopnik would not oppose the sharing of beloved ex-employees.

Anyone that didn’t vote who could have forfeited their right to bitch and moan, and for every person who didn’t vote but wanted Hillary, their non-voting, Trump-supporting counterpart is out there somewhere. So no, 50%+ of the country wanted Trump and it doesn’t matter what the non-voters think.

Oh no! God forbid he isn’t a pampered, fashion-obsessive elitist. Only lowly peasants should be buying off the rack!

I don’t understand why people care what religious text people use to swear in with. They don’t seem to understand the whole point of this process -you’re swearing to YOUR diety/religion that you will be honest, do your job, blah blah blah.

Can confirm, my Zojirushi is my favorite rice cooker.

Can confirm, my Zojirushi is my favorite rice cooker.

What makes you think that the Democrat loss is anybody’s responsibility or fault but their own? Why would you be so presumptuous to assume that, if any third party candidate wasn’t running, all those voters would have been voting for Hillary? There are PLENTY of third-party voters that would have voted for Trump over…

Yup, that’s what I meant. I should have clarified a bit better but figured anyone who read my comment would have read Travis’ comment as well and would assume I was talking about wanting programmable buttons for any brands.

Yup, that’s what I meant. I should have clarified a bit better but figured anyone who read my comment would have…

Counterpoint - to everyone who thought that Hillary was a good idea...

I know why they don’t (JessW420 explained it well) but I definitely wish they did...I’d love to have these dumb things for cat food and litter, for instance.

I know why they don’t (JessW420 explained it well) but I definitely wish they did...I’d love to have these dumb…

You mean like they always have?

Indeed they are!

You might want to take a break from chowing down on crayons to take a look at what that silly, insignificant Trump army just did in the real world.

Come again? I didn’t quite catch that.

Sprint is run by conniving bastards that simply bottleneck the fuck out of you. “Oh, so you want to keep your unlimited data, eh? That’s fine, you can have allll the data you want, it’s just going to get to your phone at 1kbps!”

To be fair, if a “corn walked up” to me I’d probably be pretty standoff-ish as well, given corn typically isn’t found walking about.

“And that, kids, is how I met your father.”

“This must stop.”

I like seeing concept art - what they should do is require non-in-game content to be visibly tagged/labeled if the images are not unedited, in-game content.

“Maybe it needs something in that big blank space on the passenger side, too. Maybe.”