“But I do worry Ash will be extremely stupid.”

You just need to have a GOOD bagel. 99% of the shit out there is garbage. Once you’ve had a proper hot, fresh bagel, you’ll understand.

That’s all you took away from the entire presentation?

Gen 3*

Exactly. At least *try* to disguise your bullshit, Nolan.

Mynocks!

Dunno if you heard but they are hotfixing the problems regarding the orbs.

A new KOTOR with modern-day graphics? TAKE MY MONEY

Well at least if I don’t get to see it this time around, I should in the next couple years if I reenlist again. I’ll be damned if they keep me on the East coast another 9 years.

Nice. I’ve been wanting to see this ship in person for years and have been following its progress. Hopefully it’ll swing by my port on its voyage.

I’m wondering if we’re still going to have to keep the app open and the screen turned on for this shit to even work. It’s incredibly stupid that I have to turn my screen on, turn on battery-saving mode, and then carry the thing around upside-down in my pocket with the screen still on in order for the stupid app to…

While Spore wasn’t the game that was meant to be, it was still a good game. I was let down that it wasn’t what was promised but I still enjoyed the hell out of it, and when it got old, mods made it even more interesting.

“Knowing Jason, I’m sure he is well aware of this, and was latching onto to the frying pan part for the clickbait effect.”

There are definitely mods that add rice. I don’t know if they implemented it officially or not since I stopped following Minecraft “updates” ages ago.

Yeah, I’m done touching any game Molyneux touches.I should have learned my lesson from the Fable series, but still bought Godus early on for some reason.

Go for it, but if you do, MAKE SURE THAT SHIT ISN’T AIMED DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES YOU FUCKING COCKBAGS

The way this article is written kind of makes me want to punch kittens, and I LOVE kittens.

I don’t really give a shit about any of this but I think you missed one blatantly obvious point - If I own an Iphone 4, it’s not the fourth Iphone manufactured, that’s the model number. So no, my Playstation 3 wasn’t literally the Playstation that rolled off the assembly line right before your Playstation 4. They’re…

Oh, not much of a preorder bonus then, ha! Thanks

So is the Munchlax and/or Snorlium (or whatever it’s called) exclusive to preorders or are they both things that can be obtained in the game at some point regardless?