Seems to me that the drawing was based on the in-game character, not the other way around.

I always liked 97% of this car. Just fix that horrid nose and it’d look fantastic.

They’ll give him an extra two dollars in store credit for the handful of AAA titles he wants to trade in.

That would actually be a good way to explain away the ones that look like ice cream, chandeliers, pokeballs, etc. In fact, this is now my personal head canon to help me not dislike those ones as much.

Mr. Mime sure has a coincidentally convenient onomatopoetic name, as does pretty much every other Pokémon with a self-referential name, which happens to be, oh, nearly ALL of them.

Haha! Your family bloodline is so campy! I just can’t take you seriously.

I bought the card on good faith but had to brutally murder the guy after he called me a retard. Fuck you, Parker Quinn. Now I have my money, the charge card, your clothes, and you’re dead. Who’s the retard now?

Who said they’re turbines?

That looks nothing like an Eevee. I mean, yeah, it has four legs and a brown/white color scheme and what looks like a fur coat, but that’s where the similarities end.

Perhaps it’ll have the best evolutions....

“ Now it’s gone and if I want to play it I’ll have to torrent it which makes me a criminal.”

Yeah, there was way too much close-up siezure camera work in this movie. Sloppy as hell, IMHO. It just seemed like a cop-out so that they didn’t have to work on as much coordinated fighting.

Okay, I just got back from seeing it. I have a couple issues with the plot.

YES!

Because Gawker loves to cross-post Jezebel content to Jalopnik and Deadspin content to Kotaku, etc.

It was cringe-worthy, to be sure, but what exactly was “insensitive” about it? It’s just a tribute to the guy, Christ, people. Is there really nothing out there more worthy of getting your panties in a twist over than this?

I love the 5" tall logos. Really classy...

I used to do massive builds in Minecraft and I’m extremely tempted to get back into the game to build that...

Yep, it’s great when you weigh 60 pounds and your legs are essentially springs. I miss those days...