I think the gun wall is there to cover for the very high likelihood of the house gaining sentience and turning on its owners.

That was a joke about how often people talk about Wither on this very site. I’ve played 2 and 3 and even Gwent. I enjoyed my time in Witcher 3 a lot! I need to go back and play the DLC at some point. 

Yeah, aside from the kikimora, striga, djinn, green and gold dragons, cursed hedgehog knight and doppler...no monsters whatsoever.

I hate it. I watched for 7 hours in a row. Terrible.

I prefer “fuckers.” Seems to grab most people’s attention. 

I know this is sarcasm but for those that don't know Dandelion's name in the books is Jaskier which is polish for "Dandelion"

“What role is Kevin James gonna play?”
“Ha ha, very funny... Trotsky.”

Adam Sandler is a character Daniel Day-Lewis has been playing for nearly 30 years.

Joke’s on them, sitting on the toilet playing anime gatcha games until both my calves fall asleep after lunch every day is already incredibly uncomfortable.

I appreciate how you waited until the last sentence of the article to mention it’s a Kickstarter and will theoretically release in a year. Thanks, Luke. Thluke.

What the hell, Google? Part of the appeal of Stadia was supposed to be that everything’s managed on the server end, you don’t have to deal with updates. Launching a version of the game that’s more than a month out of date is sending some terrible optics.

$50 is pretty cheap for decent shoes...

Yeah but where is Mareep? I can’t buy these fucking shoes if they refuse to represent Mareep and like, Sandshrew or whatever.

Fine - I’ll be the one to say it.

tsk tsk, putting only a pixellated pikachu on the outside? shoulda made it random pokemon sprite so people would have to buy em all.

Like: soda. This could have been a game about making different flavours of soda in the same factory. Bingo!

i can accept having a laser sword and telekinesis, but a man having red hair? that’s a bridge too far

That Bioware died over ten years ago. It’s never coming back.

If only EA had a studio that specialized in making RPGs, with a history of making Star Wars RPGs even...

Okay? Bruh, he’s making a recommendation, with some guidelines and caveats. Chill.