They brought Jason in from paternity leave just so he could delay a game again? Wow.

What?  No way.  The Jets’ team doctor rubbed dirt on the shoulder several times, so he should’ve been good to go!

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

I worked on several of these games when I worked @ THQ classic. Can confirm the only thing holding it together is bubble gum and prayers. The games source code\engine has not changed since the PS2 era. I wish I were joking.

The Redskins have a history and heritage to maintain. Racist name that was unacceptable even 50 years ago? You bet. Objectionable fans who embody the worst of us? In spades. A field that resembles the litter box of a diabetic cat? Forever and always.

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

The board was acid 

I really enjoyed reading the books. They provide a great world building foundation and introduction to Geralt’s friends and family. I’ve encountered people that dismiss the short stories without having read them, which is a huge shame, because I find them to be charming right down to the occasional odd translation.…

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Remember that Capitalism demands the pursuit of as much money as humanly possible, regardless of the cost of human suffering required to attain it.

Reminder that Tencent (the Chinese state-controlled video game/media giant) owns 5% of Activision.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

This is the second one of these that I’ve seen and neither of them offer a swapable face button modules. I just want my monsterpiece controller of having dual sticks up top and dual dpads on bottom. Why does the world deny me this?

To: The SI Staff

I’m so glad I live in Oakland. Everyday is National Taco Day if you want it. And no one has to suffer the indignity of schlepping to Applebees to get your taco on.

The free tacos are a trap! It’s about getting everyone outside to hit them with the Kragle!

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”