We’re all gonna die from nuclear holocaust or extreme climate change, but people are touchy about video game tits. 

I mean, maybe it was really good meatloaf.

Cops are weak cowards. 

You’re trying so, so hard. 

Nothing. 

What are you conflicted about? He’s a bigot. That’s all you need to know to come to the conclusion he’s garbage. 

God, high school really is its own parody. Also, Nataly, you obviously have a bright future ahead, but consider coming to write for Jezebel should things go alarmingly off course for you.

So, you read an article saying this wasn’t an attempted robbery, and just kinda when with the random dumb thing you were thinking anyway. 

Fuck, man. 

Yes, it does. 

Streamers and YouTubers are a fucking blight on the world. Fuck them all forever. 

I like how you’re making broad, declarative statements and had no idea Sony announced they weren’t showing this year. Yeah, they have no content. You’re brilliant. Ya’ dork. 

That’s what they’ve always been working with. Only now, the pretense is gone. 

Exactly. They’d be exactly the same level of clueless and willfully stupid, so when they see their representatives confused, angry and petulant, they’re all, “Fuck yeah, you tell ‘em!”

They’re essentially guaranteed to drop the ball if they decide to put him in a standard program. He just needs to be a random menace in the universe. No titles, just chaos whenever he feels like it. Otherwise? Meh. 

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