And it’s plain wrong, we are sorry for all the witchcraft.

As someone born and raised in Mass, I’dve gone with, “Massholes Do It Right.” Because yeah, we’re arrogant—but fuck you, we have a functional and wealthy state to show for it. What’ve you got?

I’m a driver out of Worcester MA, and I can corroborate all the reports you’re getting.

That’s a Falcon.

“It’s a Mk IV VW. It’s already busted...”

I’m assuming most people voting NP don’t know jack about the MKIV, and the rest are sado-masochists. I, too, think this generation of VW had understated elegance and good looks and was just before The Great Decontenting. My parents remembered liking my Jetta so much that they bought a 2008 2.5.  Which only made it to…

It’s a Mk IV VW.  It’s already busted...

For those that know, this is COTD.

The people voting “NP” here have obviously never owned a Mk4 Jetta.

I can smell these pictures.

Oh, hell no. Had one. It was a money pit. Loved the driving characteristics and the features, but I knew the guys in the shop all too well. I still chat with Larry, the service writer. 

So long, Road & Track.

You could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...

According to Michigan law, the oil change process was complete. All the tech was responsible for was taking out the old oil, and putting in the new. Replacing the drain plug is not a part of the oil changing process.

This is why you don’t take your Maserati to Walmart for servicing .

Ya know what, I’m going to breaststroke against the Crack Pipe tide and hit Nice Price! I had (and have a fond spot) for Fiero GTs. Fun little car and dead reliable, despite the catch-on-fire myth. Can’t afford the upkeep of a real Ferrari and this is such a well done clone, it will fool 99.9% of the people who see…

Franz Liszt?

Rob, I look forward to you rebranding this column “Nice Price Or New Wife?”