Woo Hoo!  I've missed TMS.  Glad to see it back and the new style works too.  

Yes, they were.  I had one.  2.5L with 88 anemic horses.

And  then... after I hit publish.... the poll shows up.

I'd vote CP but I cannot get past a 404 error on every clickable link.  Can those axles support all the additional stress brought on by extra wheels?

So....Does another Jalopnik writer have a Broughamance?

Put a Honda engine into a Corvette.

"Better to burn out than to fade away."

Another car site was extolling the virtues of the Impala. Personally, I'd pick the Lincoln LS. V8 powered, RWD and it tried to be sporty.

And... all the seats can be laid flat to make a large bed.

And...the plastic lined space under the table was waterproof and could be used as an ice chest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Carlin

I would say that a 22r equipped Toyota HiLux would be a good choice. Available 4wd and 1 ton models. It is durable, reliable and parts are available in most parts of the world.

I see one like this in the Las Vegas area occasionally. Mine is/was similar but it has the "wood grain" package. I lust after a wagon without the faux wood, especially a 94-96 with the LT-1 engine.

CP! And..... of 184 votes, 2 were NP. I haven't seen a blowout this lopsided before.

None. I would prefer to not drive off a cliff.

Ouch. My eyes hurt. I could look past the green and orange paint if the interior was subdued. A new powertrain doesn't offset the bold color scheme.

How long would it take for me to drive this back home to Vegas?

I had to vote CP. Not just because of the car but also due to the lyrics.

Wow, has the commentariat changed. In years past, the answer was always Miata or Roadmaster wagon.

Sounds like good candidates for LeMons. I offer $500 for each.