The news channel my company insists on playing (CNBC maybe? I don’t know) showed some quotes earlier from people who got dismissed from the jury. One of them was the Wu Tang disrespect quote. My favorite was the person who said they wouldn’t be able to impartial unless it was about what jail he went to.

I swear Trump could walk up to a WWII vet, punch him in the face while wiping his ass with an American flag and screaming “im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” all on live TV, then the next day go on Fox and Friends and say “I never did that” and his stupid fuck supporters (and the people in Fox) would say “see…

“I don’t know if shygurl is ‘a racist’; I just know that she’s chosen to repeat a racial slur over and over again despite knowing how hurtful it is, because she values her right to be ‘edgy’ more than she values the people she’s hurting.”

I’m particularly fond of her asking if using the word makes someone racist while repeatedly using it herself. I’m just asking questions, guys! Don’t mind the fact that I’m gleefully using a racial slur over and over again!

Not an African American person (not American, not Black), so take what I’m about to say with an extreme grain of salt, but:

Nora forever wanted to be stuck in her misery and couldn’t move on. She walled herself off from the rest of the world to stew in her misery. Did she really go the other dimension? Who knows. But like the nun said, “It’s a nice story.”

I’m really going to miss this show. I wish it didn’t end so quickly, and nicely. It…

Nora lied at the end, and it doesn’t matter.

I would GoFund that.

As a Black person, FUCK NOPE. Black pain isn’t here for comedians to get a laugh from. What the fuck.

Honestly? I don’t get this position given the man we’re talking about. Why would an apology make this better when anyone who has watched his show should know that he won’t actually mean said apology? The guy hassled his audience for booing at his “joke.” Why would you even want an apology from someone like that? …

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it.

the. man. is. a. literal. sex. offender. and. chatted. with. an. underage. girl.

Is your side piece 15 years old?

I don’t know, I think for most people, when they see an out-of-the-ordinary situation, their first reaction is to freeze. It takes an extraordinary person for their first reaction to be jump in first and ask questions later.

It is literally terrorism. Make one group of people afraid (Muslim women, in this case) and make everyone else afraid to help them.

Mirror, Father, Mirror

If no one at tomorrow’s staff meeting is supportive of us all touching a glowing orb to kick off the week, I’m going to be so mad.

Does anyone else think he was deliberately sabotoging his wife’s career because he was jealous of her success and power? Have you watched the documentary “Weiner”?

Settle down and finish your pizza rolls.