princess valhalla hawkwind would not have clapped also.

The scary worker bees at Scientology are called the “Sea Org”.

“Checkers the dog was conceived on that sofa!”

Episode titled: how many ways can you be racist without saying the n-word?

“I had urged her agency to check any photograph which might be used and understand that they were told that the Academy had it covered.”

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

Oh and also, after posting something nice and positive, can I just say that I. Can’t. Even. with the network marketing/pyramid scheme boom that’s happening on my news feed right now? If I see one more post about magical, magical gut health littered with emojis and thinspiration I’m throwing my computer off the roof.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

I can also say that my friend went and saw a doctor for an unrelated issue and he out of nowhere recommended that she have this labia trimming done. She has no problem with how she looks and is perfectly comfortable with her labia. Fuck that guy and fuck this guy.

Anybody else have tightly crossed legs while reading this?

I realize that this event is due to an “unpresidented” volume of rainfall, but I’m curious if the president will tweet more about this than Ivanka’s clothing line getting dumped or less.

This dude sucks so much.

I saw a headline about how Sean Spicer consumes 2.5 packs of gum a day before noon and for the eleventy-billionth time since January 2016 I found myself thinking “No, this must be The Onion, that can’t be real.” Only to follow the link to an article in which Spicer admits to chewing AND SWALLOWING something like 45…

As long as you don’t make me watch.... ewwwww.

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

Soda City here! I’ll be with y’all in spirit!

Nope but I’m marching in Charleston :)

i wonder if i’m predisposed, how does one tell? also, can i hypnotise myself into losing weight?