Yeah, fiance guys scare me too. Mostly because I’m not interested in hearing about their wedding.

Agreed. Fiance guys are the worst! They’re all “We should set a date for the wedding.” or “What do you think about a Spring wedding?”

Yeah, a pretty crappy excuse, if you ask me.

“Child care” van. Hmmm

I bought this for $500 last month! while not a church, it was a one owner child care van and it had the friggen 8.1 and 4l80e! so I yanked the engine and trans and the rest now resides in a junkyard down the road.

Please tell me your family business was slingin’ parts for Harry.

That looks terrible. Seen worse though:

Not sure when you’re claiming approximately 50% that you can call it either a rule, or an exception.

IIRC, modern subs are covered in what’s essentially a rubber skin (it’s part of how they hide from sonar and you can see it on the three masts behind the crew). That crack is only in the external tile. As far as the rust, it could just be remnants of the bonding agent after some rubber flaked off around an external…

Because they look damm good

Maybe if it had a Spoon Engine and parts overnighted from Japan...

Sorry, but there’s no such thing as a “sleeper 911.” Minivans with a Cleveland V8 transplant, AMG station wagons and V6 Camrys can be sleepers. A 580 Hp 911 GT3 masquerading as a 370 Hp plain vanilla 911 is just “holy shit, faster than I realized.”

Hamilton looks like he just won the High School Science Fair.

A friend had one of those once. The interior fell apart almost as fast as on my Buick, but the engine had a great note to it.

Old Alfas are actually backwards cars on mileage. More miles is better because it means someone actually bothered to maintain the thing, or else it would’t run and drive anymore. Alfas that sit are almost never reliable Alfas.

Abject terror is the default emotion when talking about buying a 22 year-old Alfa, regardless of mileage. This one seems solid enough to at least be able to check something off the old Top Gear Petrol Head checklist.

That interior was aggressively well-maintained. I feel like the owner had strict rules for how you were allowed to enter and sit in the car....

The remarkable thing here is how good the leather looks at 170k miles. That’s bloody impressive if the mileage is accurate and there wasn’t an extra zero fat fingered on the end.

try selling a Honda sport bike.