HERETIC!

No thanks. My LeMons racer is faster and more reliable.

Look here. We can either do this 99 more times, or you can give up.

Neat.

You can tell me as many times as you want that the front end looks like a TT, but all I see is an A2 up there.

Those ones with the Ford Ka headlights...

All of that effort and no drive-train swap? When the magazine cover said “hybrid” (that’s what we used to call them back in the 90s and we tied an onion to ours belts which was the style at the time) I’m assuming the TT is on the inside, too. No thanks. I’ll have to say “let’s bounce” which is what we used to say back…

Quote from ad:

Blades!

Those are proper Lamborghini wheels. Put them on all of Lamborghini’s cars, also use lasers instead of wipers to clear water from the windshield.

Wheels hombre. Wheels.

No, but you should assume that they are being driven by either a mom in a big fucking hurry, or a dad that doesn’t want to be seen driving one, either of which makes them one of the most dangerous vehicles on the road, except now with even more power.

YOU”RE TELLING ME SUBARU LIED????

Yeah, but throw in a wife, two kids, a dog, and about 80 pounds of cookie crumbs, and you’re probably not going to hit those optimal times.

Podcasts. You need podcasts.

It’s all the same to white people.

I will say that the lingering effects of racing sponsorship are strong and unpredictable. Things I have a bizarrely favorable impression of, despite knowing little or nothing about them:

If you wander into the wrong neighborhood, you might get Silk Cut.

If I paint “Rothmans” on the sides of my cars, that’s cool with everyone, right?