Pure COTD material. You reminded me that I was on Jalopnik at all, bravo!

You’d have to get rid of the engine too

Yes, Patrick, yes it is.

I approve of this

Don’t just judge all driving tests in a country like that! I did my test in Moscow and the instructor always had an extra set of pedals.

Ah, am I not the only Russian in Jalop land? Ты на самом деле русский?

Awesome

No. Sorry. I adore Morgan, but I don’t buy this. Give me a V twin over this any day.

Fuck, I would love to see that!

That is fucking awesome! I’m so proud that my country produced something as jalop as this!

Superb Bowl?

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck it. Just about the only company I would love to stick with internal combustion is going electric. Morgan is a quintessential small car company, I love it so damn much, yet I have a feeling that going mainstream and expanding so largely will kill the uniqueness of it.

Hey, if no one cares about what Clarkson said, why the hell would you write this massive column anyway? “Oh, notice how much I don’t give a shit”. Also, opinions, ever heard of those?

You’re not alone, brother, I understand you so much.

With you on this one buddy

I'll stick with mine for now, thanks.

Less sound deadening, manual, plaid seats, supercharging, oh good old Lotus, I adore those cars.

Well, yes, but we won’t see Giulia for a while and 4C doesn’t quite fit with Doug’s cost criteria.

Alright, here we go!

Hey, there’s a new one coming! One of very very few upcoming cars that gets me excited.