W: Okay if I ask you some questions for a story I’m working on?

Holy shit you’re a moron. She isn’t “shutting him down,” in that she’s not saying “Stop being a creepy fucking asshole, asshole,” because insulting a source isn’t a very good way to keep a source, even if he deserves it. But it is obvious she’s not willing to go back to his apartment to get fucking gang banged since ev…

He doesn’t. And nowhere, anywhere, does anyone say he did. What he does owe a reporter is to be professional, and not to use his status as an assistant coach to try to extract sex from someone. The appropriate response when you don’t want to give information to a reporter is “I’m not interested in talking to the…

Yeah, Renner is an off-the-charts asshole. Chris Evans disappointed a lot of people by laughing and going along with what he said, but at least he came out and apologized soon after. Renner doubled down because, again, asshole.

he is also a socipath

One of the hottest men I have ever known was one of the most boring people ever. He added nothing to the conversation. It was like God put all his work into constructing a gorgeous Greek God of a man and then was like “Welp, that’s all the time I have for this one!”

He sounds like a controlling misogynist. I’ve worked for people with personalities like that and as the articel reflects it’s all about maintaining control over the person. They thrive off of ruining someone else or making their life difficult. Unless someone above him boots him (i.e. what Sony is doing now), he prob…

Oh come on, she’s nowhere near being a household name the way Melissa McCarthy became after Bridesmaids.

My fiance and I got in a really big fight about this. He was being a typical ass, judging her more harshly, calling her cold and rigid. And all I could think was, JESUS, I can’t get away from this in even my own home. I’m a female attorney, and I think I relate to her a bit too much with all of this. Never a good…

I think the closest I can recall in real life was when Owen Labrie’s lawyers dressed him in a nerd costume for his sexual assault trial so he didn’t look like the captain of the varsity rape team anymore.

How can one company have this many problems with food safety? I don’t understand. The diner behind my house, where I’ve seen the cooks shoot heroin by the dumpster, has managed to not have any illnesses pinned on it. Chipotle, what are you doing?

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

Apparently this child was not Canadian enough and this was nature’s way of preventing it from procreating with other partial Canadians that might have slipped through the cracks.

A sampling of the sweet nectar that is Maple Syrup restores a Canadian’s health to its fullest. A higher doseage brings about superhuman…

Like the man drowning who prays to god to save him, and then passes up several offers of help waiting for god to show up. He inevitably drowns, and when he gets to heaven god’s like, “Dude! Why didn’t you take any of the help I sent?!”

Well, not every customer named Don Draper puts in a customer support ticket. So I think those numbers sound reasonable, really.

If you were raped, you should go to the police. You probably should also contact uber and give them a heads up that they will be hearing from law enforcement, but the police will be able to take your statement, help you get a rape kit, and only they can get the driver’s personal information from uber, so it’s really…

How do they manage to wriggle around regulations? Don’t cabs have to have a license? How is this service even legal? Do I really want any old unemployed Joe Blow who doesn’t even have a boss to report to or a license to keep driving me around while I’m in a vulnerable state (like being drunk)? Idk, idk.

The police would probably contact Uber on your behalf. That’s actually what Uber tells you to do, so they can release the driver (or possibly rider, since assault can happen both ways) info directly to the police. That makes sense, because it’s bad business policy to release personal information of someone based on…

I actually sort of buy their excuse for the “rape” search but that doesn’t explain the results for “assaulted.” No one is named “Johnassaulted Smith” or something.