Interestingly, in the game, the arcade cabinet in fact does NOT work, but Riley still gets Ellie to play it- by describing it to her. It’s a moment constructed totally by the use of imagination, and I like that it both distances us the from the world we’re longing to remember, but also underscores the profound…

This show’s production reminds me of Roger Ebert’s line about Kermit the Frog riding a bicycle: I don’t want to know how they did it, I prefer to think it’s just real.

Ma’am this is an Arby’s.

I am trying super hard to sympathize with Adam Levine, but there’s just something about that guy. 

She’ll probably be in handcuffs in a few weeks after that self-snitching exercise she calls advertisement and after Leticia James looks into her “business”.

I was hoping for thirty years. 30 days at a time for the next two decades is okay too.

Gee, why didn’t I think of that?

So she did it by having a lot of money and charging her tenant an ass load for rent. Be rich and become a landlord, how truly uplifting. Fucking tiktok and influencers.

“She also shared that by coming to the closing table with $47,000"

I didn’t know he was gay.

Did not know that. I’m just up the road in Gambrills. Go Bowie. Waiting for the B&A trail bridge to be completed so I can bike over there.

They did that in front of my condo about 5 years ago in Minneapolis. Not a high-density area, just a neighborhood with a few apartment buildings and mostly older houses. Fuckers cut our parking in half so the majority of the time if you needed to street park (about half the residents needed to) you were screwed. Not…

Oh great. I live in the area. I can barely write this over how angry it makes me. I ride mostly in bike lanes, wear a fluorescent yellow vest and have numerous lights to make me as visible as possible. Yet I have repeatedly been almost hit by people in their cars- the most recent when someone ran a stop light and not…

Came here to write this, pretty much.

Air seems like such a weird idea for a movie. “Hey, want to see a movie about a sneaker company signing a basketball player to an endorsement contract?” “Hell yeah! $13 tickets here I come!”

Dunkin as a company is completely incompetent on a daily basis so he’s just following along with company culture.

Affleck peaked in Phantoms.

like Pontius Pilate.

“Family served in Nazi army” is a +5 poll bump in Florida. 

In my Hebrew school, they called them “Jews for Jesus”. Anyway, why is she dressed like she’s off to Hogwarts?