Hey, get it right. We’re mostly fat, and usually drunk, but at least some of us are educated.

As a Brewers fan, trust me, this is a rivalry. Not because we usually compete for the division (we don’t, we usually suck), but because the Cubs and their fans are insufferable pricks. Joe Maddon is the new Tony LaRussa. You see that pitch he argued about and got tossed? Braun’s PED-enhanced nipples are not in the…

Yeah, but have you MET any Cubs fans? God, they became insufferable pains in the ass fast. They went from “lovable” losers to bandwagoning assholes faster than a Seattle “12.”

Yeah, this is pretty rampant throughout sports, I would think. I work for a local junior-league hockey team. A couple of years ago, the league threatened to pull the team out of it’s home city due to poor attendance numbers.

“Hey Jackass, you forgot. Urban wins football games. No crime was committed.”

Ok, Lauren. I’ll take your “Brett Kavanaugh says Dez didn’t catch it” and raise you one “Chris Christie says he did.”

Men really never will stop comparing the size of their ducks, will they?

This entire thing is just sickening. Urban Meyer, Shelley Meyer and other people near to him at both UF and OSU had the initial reaction to DOUBT COURTNEY’S STORY. I’m not saying that people don’t falsely claim abuse, but why is that the first goddamn reaction these people have? Why isn’t the first reaction one of…

OF COURSE Urban Meyer drives an Audi.

Yeah, I’m the biggest Badger homer that there is, and even I feel like Davis probably should be kicked off the team right next to Cephus. The dude was there, and took pictures.

I mean, we could re-open up the debate and just admit that Wisconsin should have been in the playoff last year, because for one Fuck Ohio State now and forever, but two, that game was the only loss they had all year. Every team that made the playoff last year had one really, really ugly loss on their schedule except…

Sweet! What’s your routine? I’m in my mid-thirties and hate exercise. I hate running. I hate the gym. I hate biking. I hate people that talk about running, biking, or being in the gym. Tell me that your routine skips all 3 of those?

Hear, hear! The thought of children hurling fastballs at me was enough. When dads are out there under-handing stuff, that’s where it’s at. I don’t need any 8 year old Cardinal wanna-be throwing heat at me for disrespecting the game. Goddamn kids.

Dan, I hate to break(?) it to you, but as long as the Brewers are one of the teams fighting for a Wild Card spot, I guarantee you that they will fuck it all up worse, and the Phillies will be just fine.

“This is outrageous! We need robot judges who won’t say anything during a trial.”

I had a good chuckle over the radio broadcast of Titans-Packers. The Packers play-by-play  man was making fun of the Titans taking 3 timeouts in the 4th quarter of a 31-17 preseason game with under 3 minutes left. “Well, I guess you can’t take the timeouts back to Nashville, so they’re going to spend every last one.”

Yeah, but he still got the MLB logo tattooed on the back of his neck like a douche, tho.

Was Hernan Perez one of the 4 to go 3 IP without a run? He went one last year and two this year before he pulled a Jose Reyes/Carlos Gomez a couple of weeks ago.

Those first 2 hits seem pretty obvious to me that they should have been flagged. The third one is the only one that’s marginal. Yeah, Jackson’s head was down. I get why the flag came out.

“You know, this shit wouldn’t keep happening if teams would just stop running up the score. Once you take a 4-run lead, it’s your responsibility to stop scoring runs so that the other team can still win.”