I have a serious question. Why in the fuck does the MLB Draft have so many rounds? What percentage of players drafted in round 27 go on to sign, and what percentage go to college? What I’m saying is - why are these teams wasting time on this? And why are people pissed about the nepotism? Darren isn’t going to go be in…

You’re missing the best part of this story. They just took a 3 game set from the Cubs! I wish the Cubs hadn’t just won the damn World Series, because I really want #LOLCubs to be a thing.

Yeah! Aguilar is so good, he even knocks his OWN pitchers out of games. Of course, the Brewers’ SP ERA dropped about 5 points when Garza hit the DL, so maybe this was planned...

Barry, I agree with pretty much everything you said, but I’m not sure about blowing up the salary cap. In all honesty, I would suggest that right now, the NFL has the most parity of any of the four major US sports, and they may have the most strict salary cap system, with no luxury tax. Aside from the goddamn…

It’s truly telling when Don Junior comes off as the smartest member of that entire family, and he gives interviews like this.

I’m a weird hockey fan with no real attachment to any team. I grew up and still live in Wisconsin, and because I hate every other Chicago team, fuck the Blackhawks. They aren’t “my” team. But, I have been a fan of college hockey long enough to know exactly how last night was going to end before it ended. The “better”…

If you can splice it together, there was some pretty good Bob Uecker commentary as this was taking place yesterday. It was pretty clear that Bob Uecker has no time for this shit.

“Dammit, Barry. The first law of thermodynamics is that the planet isn’t getting thermo-warmed. That’s a scam pushed by big wind. Stop confusing us all.” - @realDonaldTrump

Barry, I’ve been a Brewers fan long enough to tell you that the moment he was waived here, he immediately became the MOST likely person to hit 4 taters in one game. Obviously.

I cannot stress this enough. But, look at Kyle Schwarber’s dumb face. I don’t know why, but I just want to punch it.

These are all good tips, of course, but I feel like you forgot the most important one! Beer - Drink some of it. Play with people who will drink some of it. Get a foursome together, everybody buys one round. I suck at golf, but it’s still fun. By the time I’m done with my 2nd beer, I’m peaking. I’ve relaxed just enough…

If we toss a PETA member on to the ice, is that still an “instrument of a crime”, or is that doing America a favor?

Tom, perhaps the problem isn’t that nobody remembered. The Patriots are run like the White House. I’m guessing that the presser started off with some Patriots PR lackey coming out to open things up with, “If anybody asks about Tom Brady’s concussion, they are banned from all future press conferences. Any questions?”

So, uh....Am I an idiot? Or am I missing the actual discriminatory text? The only verbiage that you directly cited here says nothing about requiring students to use a specific bathroom, it only requires…

A DL for football makes so much sense, we can fully expect that Goodell will find a way to fuck it all up.

For fuck’s sake...We’ve already proven that we shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Donald Fucking Trump is the President. No American deserves another vote regarding anything, ever again.

Obviously I don’t disagree that as a travelling public, we should take more responsibility for our own schedules. If we have somewhere to be, we should realize that circumstances beyond our control may delay flights. I get that. But, my point remains that using a funeral as an example of something that should be…

But most people don’t know when Aunt Edna is going to kick the bucket. And when she does kick the bucket, good luck finding a flight due to overbooking. And the “bereavement” fares? Yeah, those are just a percentage of the “lowest available” fare. Which, when a flight is overbooked is already astronomically high.…

This is really a cool thing, but fuck, could they at least give her an audience for such a momentous occasion? They’re putting her in the booth for a CHARGERS/BRONCOS game that won’t even kick-off until what, 9:00 or 10:00 at night? “Congratulations on the promotion Beth! Now, go call this ass game that nobody cares…

Also, Maddon and Lester complaining about being “soft” after spending 3 hours playing a game that requires zero exercise while wearing bright pink unis reeks of irony.