Serious question here - My wife and I tried to do this once at my mom’s house, and things generally went to shit. I originally blamed the fact that her electric stovetop wouldn’t allow us to maintain the oil at a consistent temperature, but because you didn’t mention anything about using a gas stovetop, I’m wondering…

When’s breakfast? :)

The first thing I did when I sat down at my desk this morning was search the online job postings. Is my life devoid of purpose?

Yeah, I think we grow some apples here. Not me, obviously, but somebody. We do cranberries and cherries, mostly. I’m not going bog-diving for my fruit, though. I’ve only seen lots of cherries up in Door County, and they don’t appreciate it if you walk onto their property and help yourself.

Hahaha...You do make good points. Fine, I’ll stay.

Nah, too cold. The only good kind of frozen cheese is the curd kind before being fried in a beer-batter.

People can grow fruit in their own yards? Like year round? Fuck Wisconsin. Why do I live here?

I’m only laughing, because I read the first paragraph of this article on the blog, and said to myself, “you know who could write an entire, outraged blog post with no context whatsoever? That Deadspin guy that splices articles about unions at least twice a week. What’s his name? Hamilton? Oh...” Pot, Kettle. Kettle,…

Hey! Are you the guy that used to sit in the cubicle right next to me? I haven’t busted outta here yet. Does that mean nobody likes me? FUCK!

I have never met an HR person that I didn’t want to murder with my bare hands, just because.

You had me until this paragraph....Maybe you need a better husband?

Mr. McCann? Is that you????

“Dammit, I thought I told those guys that they were only supposed to play with the pussies with hair on them, not the bald ones. You get arrested for the bald ones. Re2pect!” - Derek Jeter

I don’t know what’s going on around here, but it’s irritating as fuck.

There is only one proper solution to this problem. Stop halting alcohol sales in the 7th inning of games, and leave everything else alone. More beer solves the boredom and tedium of 15 inning games.

For my money, the best part of that Badgers win was that they did it with Koenig and Happ on the bench in foul trouble. Gard pushed all of the right buttons, got Koenig back on the floor at just exactly the right moment for some key shots, and came away with the win. Before that game, I said that Koenig would need to…

In somewhat related news, the hiring of Jim Harbaugh finally gave Urban Meyer a run for his money in the “biggest asshole in the conference” race.

Yeah, it really is a worthwhile experience. We try to go every 3 or 4 years if we can. So far, always to the Phoenix area to see my team (Brewers) and to see the Cubs for my Chicago friends. It’s always a blast. Go early enough in March where you can take a break from late winter to enjoy some 80 degree weather before…

They had back-to-back winning seasons?? Are you sure? That doesn’t sound right.

Can we start LOL BoSox now?