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Yeah, because unfortunately, the Never Trump people are probably too few in number. Most Republicans are too stupid to set aside party ideology and take a real, hard look at Donald Trump. I'm not saying that Bernie is NOT more electable than Hillary, I'm just looking at it from my own perspective. I'm jumping the…

I totally understand that argument. However, she’s also a lot more liberal than anyone that was running on the other side. And if Trump wasn’t going to be the Republican nominee, I’d probably have voted for whichever of those candidates won. I'm looking only and exclusively at tax plans, because that's what affects me…

Serious question, though. Do you in your heart truly believe that Hillary is less electable? I'm a registered Republican, and I'm voting for Hillary this November. I've voted on party lines for the entirety of my adult life, but Donald Trump does not get my vote. If it's Sanders vs. Trump, I don't know what I'd do.…

My sympathies and my thanks for your service, all in one!

Oh yeah, the night ones are the worst!! Especially when you can’t even see where the cat is, so you wake up all confused. I don't think I've ever successfully avoided a nighttime mess. Usually my wife just rolls over and says, "dammit...remind me not to step in that in the morning." She's a good egg.

Fuck, you’re good. You keep a cloth handy for situations like that? We have one cat, and we can’t keep the damn thing from puking all over the place. The worst thing in the world is when she starts making the noise that you know isn't going to end pretty. You instantly drop whatever is in your hands (my daughter…

Hands down, the best intermission entertainment I’ve ever witnessed in person was a little-kid hockey game between periods of a college game. Kids come out, skate to center ice for the puck drop and wait for the coach to drop the puck. Puck drops, insanity ensues. Every. Single. Kid. drops gloves and starts beating…

I've been watching his career since he skated for UW, and he was always impressive as hell. That 2006 season was legendary. He missed a couple of weeks due to injury, but when he was on the ice, that team was unstoppable. He won a triple OT game in the first weekend of the NCAA tournament that season, and he was…

As a UW graduate and gigantic Wisconsin hockey fan, I had a boner for this matchup since the field was set. Last night, I came just a little bit.

God dammit. I want to star this comment, but it's currently sitting at 69 stars. It's too perfect to mess with.

Some guys grow up dreaming of winning an NHL playoff game with a sweet OT goal. Some guys grow up dreaming of marrying the world's most beautiful music superstar. Some guys get both. Fuck Mike Fisher.

This is clearly a goal. Also, I'm a completely biased non-Sharks fan who is a Joe Pavelski fanboy. I was walking to the 2006 NCAA National Championship game in Milwaukee, decked out in my Wisco jersey. Joe Pavelski was walking into the Bradley Center, and he gave me the "'sup" look/nod. Friends for life, man.

Yeah, that’s total crap. I live in Wisconsin, and I can always find a $5 table at my local Indian casino, but they’re much harder to find in Vegas. Especially anywhere on the strip. Even downtown casinos are starting to jack the minimums up. I’ve found that if you plan to play blackjack for a long period of time, you…

Point taken. You need new friends, however. If you’re playing $2 blackjack, and you fuckup the hand for the entire table, that’s fine. That’s why you’re at the $2 tables. Also, if you didn’t know how to play, hopefully they didn't let you sit at "third base" (the spot before the dealer's cards come up), because then…

I’ll allow it. Especially if he wasn’t around for the “Phoenix” Cardinals years. I mean, who willingly rooted for the Seahawks before 2010? People that were die hard, that's who.

Yeah, but depending on where you end up, you can totally get swindled. I've been fortunate that I never was, but see some of the comments on here about people being taken advantage of. I think it mostly depends on which club you go to, what time of day you try to go, and how drunk you are. Pick a reputable club (which…

True story, I have done 3 Vegas parties, all with varying degrees of stupidity. My cousin wanted the bro-tastic weekend, which included an entire weekend of almost nothing but gambling, being drunk, and strip clubs. My party was a combination of that with a few more sober excursions, and the party I planned as best…

I'm an irritable dad who hates lawyers. What's that get me?

You spelled "Seahawks" wrong.