So, how are things going in the race for the pizza party? The Deadspin guys said we wouldn't get shit. What's your counteroffer?

Hahaha....Fair enough. But I’m from Wisconsin, so you’re not winning any cheese arguments against me. If you're from Wisconsin as well, we'll call it a draw.

You're damn right it makes a difference!! Yellow cheese powder is the ONLY powder.

HAHAHAHA....Goddamn, I’m glad you shared that story. I hope that there was some distance shooting of apples or something.

Lost in your kudos is most definitely a story that needs to be shared, here. You concussed yourself on a refrigerator? How does this happen?

Jesus Christ, McCarthy...Get it together and stop looking like a hobo! WHAT ARE THOSE????

Hey!! I didn’t say this.

I get you. I used to be you, no doubt. In fact, I pretty much still am you, but finally gainfully employed and only mostly broke. Your sense of humor will get you through life pretty well, though. Surprisingly, there are truly some women out there (I don’t know if you’re male or female, so this may not fully apply)…

Ok, this drill is awesome. But seriously, what is the actual purpose of it? Is this supposed to simulate ripping a throw home from center field? It's clearly not looking at accuracy of the throw, only the speed. And no pitcher gets to crow hop before he whips a fastball in there. So, other than sheer watchability,…

Joe Maddon, the smartest manager in the MLB. "Education the masses." Yep. Amurica's public school system in peak performance.

No, I base all of my beliefs on the people I interact with online. Which is totally better, obviously. Hahaha

Hahaha....Oh, I remember it quite well. I didn’t get blackout drunk until aafter that game. What an embarrassing shitshow that was. I am legitimately happy that Bennett got traded away. He made Green Bay’s secondary look pedestrian. The Bears are on their way up with Fox, no doubt. Though, sadly, now we’re both…

OWW MAH GAWD, THE PATS BETTER WIN ANOTHER SOOOOPER BOWL BEFORE FACKIN BRADY RETIRES, OR IMMA BE SOO FACKIN MAD. Sorry, I didn't understand your original post, so I fixed it to Bostonese for the rest of the comment section.

Dooooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. Fixed that for you.

As a Packer fan, this deal excites me greatly. It got exceptionally old watching Alshon Jefferey and Martellus Bennett making Smokin' Jay look almost competent at times.

Yeah, I was going to mention something in the comments about how this spring is more a result of the extreme El Nino event, but then I decided that nobody gave a fuck. Global Warming is absolutely happening at every second of every day, but it does not singularly cause pleasant weather to come earlier.

I like you.

You are missing key point #1. Tell people who run that nobody gives a fuck. Stop posting your routes, your times, your stupid photos of your fitbit and dumb pictures of your marathon outfits on facebook. Nobody cares!!!! NOBODY!!!!!

It’s only irresponsible if both parents are fucked up at the same time. You just gotta trade days or something. Mom gets to get wrecked today, dad gets tomorrow. I plan on testing this theory next summer, so I will report back. Ha!

A) This comment does not have enough stars. B. You have my sympathies. I hope it gets better before you die.